rogerthebodger
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I was indulging in a degree (arf, arf) of artistic licence there.
I too went to a secondary modern (a very poor one, at that, I can now see) and left at 15. I ended up there following a house move after being in the top stream of 9 in an excellent comprehensive, and the inexplicable decision of my mother to dissuade me from applying to go to the grammar (I had no idea at the time what the terms meant and the huge significance of the difference). I don't think I learnt anything in the two years at that secondary modern apart from basic physics and how to avoid being beaten up.
The careers advice we received was minimal, and along the lines of 'If you're good with people, work in a shop; if you're good with your hands, work in a factory; and if you're good with numbers work in an office'. We were given occasional access to a small cupboard with pamphlets about various careers (the only one that interested me was the Customs and Excise, as they went around in motor launches, it seemed).
The school did once mention 'If you are very clever, and work really hard, you might possibly be able to be a teacher'. That was thrown into stark relief many years later, when I became friends with a couple who had been to the local grammar I would have been applying to previously, and one of them happened to mention their careers advice included 'Well, if all else fails you could be a teacher'!
I'll spare you the sorry tale of my financial trajectory through life (a.k.a. the slings and arrows of outrageous lack of fortune), suffice it to say I now subsist on a very modest pension, out of which I have to support the lifestyle of my landlord, and can only hang on to a boat that realistically I can't afford by assuming I'll pop my clogs at a not too advanced age.
Well I don't think I could afford to live in the UK as well as I do with my pensions where I live.
At school I was pretty good at technical drawing so took an apprenticeship as a draftsman and went to college night school and day release. school did not suit me but tech did and I blousemed at college and uni