Become a Waste of Space

[KevinV]

Learning what fiferance means could be an important step forward for mankind.

I assumed it was a lower caffeine version of covfefe?

 

[KeithMD]

A pedant writes...

Irish Rover talks bollocks

In that case, Irish Rover would be a cattle drover, not a thread drifter.
Unless the cattle get stuck in a snow drift.
Then the Irish Rover would be a snow drifter.

 

[Bouba]

In that case, Irish Rover would be a cattle drover, not a thread drifter.
Unless the cattle get stuck in a snow drift.
Then the Irish Rover would be a snow drifter.

You can be a drifter….like Clint Eastwood or Alan Ladd

 

[Wansworth]

Did

You can be a drifter….like Clint Eastwood or Alan Ladd

nt Alan Ladd have to stand ona box to gain height …difficult to be a drifter on a box

 

[Bouba]

Did

nt Alan Ladd have to stand ona box to gain height …difficult to be a drifter on a box

He was on a horse

 

[Irish Rover]

He was on a horse

It's a few years since I've been on a horse. I'm not sure my old bones and joints are up to it anymore. That said some irreverent raggies suggest motoring on a catamaran is like riding a hobby horse. I'll have to ask the sensible captain about that. He likes his hobby horses.

 

[Daydream believer]

Did

nt Alan Ladd have to stand ona box to gain height …difficult to be a drifter on a box

I do not know that one. What was it called?

 

[Wansworth]

I do not know that one. What was it called?

Your confused,it’s nothing todo with lawn mowers

 

[Daydream believer]

Your confused,it’s nothing todo with lawn mowers

What do horses eat then?

 

[Irish Rover]

What do horses eat then?

Doats.

 

[Daydream believer]

Doats.

What are "Doats"?

 

[KevinV]

What are "Doats"?

Anagrams of "Toads" - obviously!

 

[Daydream believer]

Anagrams of "Toads" - obviously!

Since when did horses eat toads. Even I know that is b..t--- & I know nothing about horses--, you wally ???

 

[capnsensible]

Since when did horses eat toads. Even I know that is b..t--- & I know nothing about horses--, you wally ???

Careful or the forum thread drift police will want you to be toad away......

 

[KevinV]

Since when did horses eat toads. Even I know that is b..t--- & I know nothing about horses--, you wally ???

You claim that as fact, but when did you last see a toad in a horse paddock?? There aren't any, so something must be eating them - QED

 

[zoidberg]

Doats.

Merseadotes andozeydotes and litlambszetivy....
Akidleet ivytoo, wouldn't you.

 

[Irish Rover]

Merseadotes andozeydotes and litlambszetivy....
Akidleet ivytoo, wouldn't you.

I've come across a few mares who'd take delight in taking a lump out of someone they thought was soft and weak (ah, he's an auld dote) but mostly they prefer oats.

 

[Chiara’s slave]

I've come across a few mares who'd take delight in taking a lump out of someone they thought was soft and weak (ah, he's an auld dote) but mostly they prefer oats.

True. I once observed a well formed female stable hand bend over in the vicinity of a mare, who, observing the way her jeans were stretched tightly over her buttocks, delicately extended her head and bit her very very hard. The poor girl couldn’t sit down for a week.

 

[Irish Rover]

True. I once observed a well formed female stable hand bend over in the vicinity of a mare, who, observing the way her jeans were stretched tightly over her buttocks, delicately extended her head and bit her very very hard. The poor girl couldn’t sit down for a week.

I'll bet she was a dote.

 

[Fr J Hackett]

I'll bet she was a dote.

Nothing quite like a well formed stable girl in tight jodhpurs and riding boots to quicken the pulse, the riding crop is an optional accessory.