KevinV
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I assumed it was a lower caffeine version of covfefe?
Become a Waste of Space
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KeithMD
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A pedant writes...
Irish Rover talks bollocks
In that case, Irish Rover would be a cattle drover, not a thread drifter.
Unless the cattle get stuck in a snow drift.
Then the Irish Rover would be a snow drifter.
Bouba
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You can be a drifter….like Clint Eastwood or Alan Ladd
Wansworth
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Did
nt Alan Ladd have to stand ona box to gain height …difficult to be a drifter on a box
Bouba
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He was on a horseDid
nt Alan Ladd have to stand ona box to gain height …difficult to be a drifter on a box
Irish Rover
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It's a few years since I've been on a horse. I'm not sure my old bones and joints are up to it anymore. That said some irreverent raggies suggest motoring on a catamaran is like riding a hobby horse. I'll have to ask the sensible captain about that. He likes his hobby horses.
Daydream believer
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I do not know that one. What was it called?Did
nt Alan Ladd have to stand ona box to gain height …difficult to be a drifter on a box
Wansworth
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Your confused,it’s nothing todo with lawn mowers
Daydream believer
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What do horses eat then?Your confused,it’s nothing todo with lawn mowers
Irish Rover
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Doats.
Daydream believer
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What are "Doats"?
KevinV
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Anagrams of "Toads" - obviously!
Daydream believer
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Since when did horses eat toads. Even I know that is b..t--- & I know nothing about horses--, you wally ???
capnsensible
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Careful or the forum thread drift police will want you to be toad away......Since when did horses eat toads. Even I know that is b..t--- & I know nothing about horses--, you wally ???
KevinV
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You claim that as fact, but when did you last see a toad in a horse paddock?? There aren't any, so something must be eating them - QEDSince when did horses eat toads. Even I know that is b..t--- & I know nothing about horses--, you wally ???
zoidberg
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Merseadotes andozeydotes and litlambszetivy....
Akidleet ivytoo, wouldn't you.
Irish Rover
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I've come across a few mares who'd take delight in taking a lump out of someone they thought was soft and weak (ah, he's an auld dote) but mostly they prefer oats.
Chiara’s slave
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True. I once observed a well formed female stable hand bend over in the vicinity of a mare, who, observing the way her jeans were stretched tightly over her buttocks, delicately extended her head and bit her very very hard. The poor girl couldn’t sit down for a week.
Irish Rover
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I'll bet she was a dote.
Fr J Hackett
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Nothing quite like a well formed stable girl in tight jodhpurs and riding boots to quicken the pulse, the riding crop is an optional accessory.