What is a classic (is this the ultimate question)

[Guest]

(A smack on!) this got me thinking? In keeping with "what is the consequence of an immovable object being hit by an irresistible force".
The definition I I used is a yacht (in this Consequence) which is either the first of a line the last line for the best of a line of development however absurd.
Can you do better.

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[Guest]

One made in Greece or Italy before the rise of christianity.

Roly, Voya Con Dios, Glasson, Lancaster

 

[Skipjack]

No mass produced triremes need apply. The cut off date is before the Hellenic wars. Papyrus and single log construction are disqualified as being recyclable, and hides are specific risk material, and therefore too dangerous.

Only faithful rebuilds from fragments sourced with full provenance, from Mount Ararat need apply, doubled framed, 2X2, with a shed on top, for ornithological use, and protection from the wettest autumn since records began.

Still a bit of a catch-all definition, though!

 

[Guest]

but won\'t you upset the R S PCA.

A pair of Guerrillas on the sheets
A pair of elephants pumping the bilge
A pair of chimpanzees on the runners
A couple of monkeys setting the Moon scraper
Not to mention the Lions and Tigers as security!
But what you do with the rest of the crew ?

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[Guest]

Re: but won\'t you upset the R S PCA.

Feed the lions?

Roly, Voya Con Dios, Glasson, Lancaster

 

[Mirelle]

Dunno. Just a nice family cruiser, myself!