Bejasus
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Newton Creek...........post here
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hlb
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Read wot??
<font color=blue>Haydn
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Is this a new soap???//forums/images/icons/smile.gif
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hlb
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The owl and the pussy cat went to Newton Creek.
In a beautifull pea green boat.
They took some honey and plenty of money.
All wrapped up in a five pound note.
Mainly cos John Watson had just bought the entire water front and was busily turning it into <font color=red>Easy Pontoon<font color=black> So as to corner the market for the impoverished no hopers! Instead of a club house. There was a bucket let down into the water on a rope. Filled to the brim with beer from France and any other place where it could be bought dead cheap. All the marina'ites were honour bound to put the right change in the bucket........>>>>>>>>>>
<font color=blue>Haydn
In a beautifull pea green boat.
They took some honey and plenty of money.
All wrapped up in a five pound note.
Mainly cos John Watson had just bought the entire water front and was busily turning it into <font color=red>Easy Pontoon<font color=black> So as to corner the market for the impoverished no hopers! Instead of a club house. There was a bucket let down into the water on a rope. Filled to the brim with beer from France and any other place where it could be bought dead cheap. All the marina'ites were honour bound to put the right change in the bucket........>>>>>>>>>>
hlb
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The shower cubicle ran down the entire pontoon. Everyone sprayed fairy liquid over the nude passers by, then hosed them down with the hose pipes and dried them off with a big belt of electric shock from the handy shore power leads. Course everyone shit themselves, enabling the toilet block to be dismantled and sent back. The chandelery was a model of invention. Everyone had lost so much gear in the creak, that only a magnet and long string was needed. Mr Watson kindly rented it out for only £££££££££££ an hour......>>
<font color=blue>Haydn
lanason
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So does that mean your coming then Hadyn ???
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hlb
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Oh yes, Yes. Come back John all is forgiven. I think he's got the huff. But never the less a nice guy!! Ho Hum.
<font color=blue>Haydn
Bejasus
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Hadyn, what the hell are you on. Whatever, i'll have 2 pints please......../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
Fug it , i'm pissed
Fug it , i'm pissed
ccscott49
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OK, smartiepants where'd you get the rig?
Bejasus
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Wot..........oh, you mean these............/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
ccscott49
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I want one! I want one! Splat! Dummy gone, Waaaaaaaaaaaah Waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Waaaaaaaaaah toys to follow shortly!!
Waaaaaaaaaah toys to follow shortly!!
hlb
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Well just knick one of his.
<font color=blue>Haydn
Bejasus
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Awww Haydn. You're no fun at all.................../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
Bejasus
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Hi there big boy
hlb
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Dont be poking fun at Harry. Tutts ul beat yer up!!
<font color=blue>Haydn
hlb
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The lift out device was ingenious. No power at all was needed, so the cost was kept very low. The crane was patented SEASAW and it worked just like it said. One boat up, whilst the other went down. This worked fine for months. Till that bloody great big 55 ton Englander turned up for launching, just as Muckyfarter was coming out. Well they let go the brake. And Muckyfarter went flying all the way back to Plymouth. Saving loads of dosh on fuel and overnight berths and easily breaking the record for the trip.
Meanwhile back at Newton Creak. Englander had landed with a hell of a splash. The tidal wave knocking down every MDL marina within sixty miles. John Watson was mortified. OH NO what have I done!! He croked. So hurridly collecting the fiver from the Owl and the Pussicat and jumping into his XJ MARk 57 Rolls Canardly. Zoomed off into the distance. And was never seen again. <font color=red>Merry Cristmas........../forums/images/icons/smile.gif
<font color=blue>Haydn
Meanwhile back at Newton Creak. Englander had landed with a hell of a splash. The tidal wave knocking down every MDL marina within sixty miles. John Watson was mortified. OH NO what have I done!! He croked. So hurridly collecting the fiver from the Owl and the Pussicat and jumping into his XJ MARk 57 Rolls Canardly. Zoomed off into the distance. And was never seen again. <font color=red>Merry Cristmas........../forums/images/icons/smile.gif
Bejasus
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ROFLMHO
Bloomin' 'eck, bloomin' 'eck
Bloomin' 'eck, bloomin' 'eck
hlb
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Re: ROFLMHO
Tha Marinites were exctatic. The tidal wave having cleaned the marina up a treat, and now the manager had done a runner everything at Easy Pontoon.Com/JW was even cheaper, well free and the electric only needed some fresh water throwing over it, to get rid of all the salt, and after a few sparks and bangs, worked perfectly. Course the pontoons had got rearanged in the del-looj......../forums/images/icons/smile.gif...But the marinites soon had them back in place, this time of course they had spread them out a bit more and got rid of them pointed finger pontoon evil thingies, that wot make you feel that you have your life in your hand and also feel a bit of a pratt wobbling about like a drunken blamaunge./forums/images/icons/frown.gif
<font color=blue>Haydn
Tha Marinites were exctatic. The tidal wave having cleaned the marina up a treat, and now the manager had done a runner everything at Easy Pontoon.Com/JW was even cheaper, well free and the electric only needed some fresh water throwing over it, to get rid of all the salt, and after a few sparks and bangs, worked perfectly. Course the pontoons had got rearanged in the del-looj......../forums/images/icons/smile.gif...But the marinites soon had them back in place, this time of course they had spread them out a bit more and got rid of them pointed finger pontoon evil thingies, that wot make you feel that you have your life in your hand and also feel a bit of a pratt wobbling about like a drunken blamaunge./forums/images/icons/frown.gif
duncan
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lokking at th post so far by the time we actually agree when and who will do what when in teh vicinity of Newton Creek we will have hit 500 posts and lost most of the forum!
Well I am going whenever it is - and we should fit round Hoo, and just maybe hlb will come along and bring Tutts to balance Hoo2............
May
Weekend
With or without Kim and crew
How about the biggest non-event on water in 2003 (UK) ?
Well I am going whenever it is - and we should fit round Hoo, and just maybe hlb will come along and bring Tutts to balance Hoo2............
May
Weekend
With or without Kim and crew
How about the biggest non-event on water in 2003 (UK) ?
coliholic
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Re: ROFLMHO
Stelios looked askance at the wreckage of his lovely easypontoon. "Hey bloody peeps, what happen here every bloody bods? Who done that done to my pontoon innit?"
"Issit that bloody johnewatsbloke innit what done me up like a kipper then so soon already?" He said, breaking into a quasi jewish accent since his Greek one was a bit dodgy.
"Ee up then our lad no need for language like that", piped in Haydn, though most of the onlookers thought it was Harry winniying for his dinner,'cos they couldn't understand a word. "Oh let me translate", chimed in the Julian Clary lookalike, more commonly known as Boatone. "Seems that big boy over there has got his underpants in a right twist"
"You called?", shouted Longjohn surfacing from under the pontoon in his scuba gear. "I've just been down to survey the seabed and it seems that there's a great big plug down there with a chain on it and I reckon that if we tie some rope on it and tie all the boats to the chain we can pull the plug out and the water'll gush back out of the creek again.
So will the plan work? Or will the hand of fate intervene to dash their cunning plot...
Tune in next week for the next thrilling edition of The Waremites - a story about everyday boating folk
Roll signature tune.... tum ti tum tee tum te tum, tum ti tum tee tum tum...
Stelios looked askance at the wreckage of his lovely easypontoon. "Hey bloody peeps, what happen here every bloody bods? Who done that done to my pontoon innit?"
"Issit that bloody johnewatsbloke innit what done me up like a kipper then so soon already?" He said, breaking into a quasi jewish accent since his Greek one was a bit dodgy.
"Ee up then our lad no need for language like that", piped in Haydn, though most of the onlookers thought it was Harry winniying for his dinner,'cos they couldn't understand a word. "Oh let me translate", chimed in the Julian Clary lookalike, more commonly known as Boatone. "Seems that big boy over there has got his underpants in a right twist"
"You called?", shouted Longjohn surfacing from under the pontoon in his scuba gear. "I've just been down to survey the seabed and it seems that there's a great big plug down there with a chain on it and I reckon that if we tie some rope on it and tie all the boats to the chain we can pull the plug out and the water'll gush back out of the creek again.
So will the plan work? Or will the hand of fate intervene to dash their cunning plot...
Tune in next week for the next thrilling edition of The Waremites - a story about everyday boating folk
Roll signature tune.... tum ti tum tee tum te tum, tum ti tum tee tum tum...
