Newton Creek...........post here

Drat, damn, bugger. I always knew that getting married was going to wreak havoc wif me boating. I won't be there....getting married and off on honeymoon in May [sigh]

Though if this weekend was anything to go by, I'll be divorced before May, and can get back to proper boating again! <brightening up considerably>
 
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So. For the moment, they decided not to take Aunty Cutey Colihihols plug out. (God this is getting hard work) And being as the MD John Wilson was not about at the time and gone missing.. Cos he'ad scarpered. The friendly motoboaties had to sort it all out. "No underpants they cried, Dont take the plug out. You F-ing Pilock" Or we'll sink!!!!

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<font color=blue>Haydn
 
Re: ROFLMHO

What can one say! Strange very, very strange and I've invited Haydn and Tutt's down for new year, oh dear!
 
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Poor 'arry, leaving him behind like that. Still, they could always put him out for pasture around Newton Creak, as the grazing should be lush following the recent floods there...../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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its not bloody Newton...

Its Newtown.

Oh, we should think about tides when we select the weekend, so that we can all get ashore to the pub at Shalfeet.

May is good cos I'll be back in the water.

Lets defo make it the biggest motorboat thing ever ever.

"Who was he?"
 
Re: its not bloody Newton...

I realised that when it was too late to change it. However, following the demise and subsequent revival of the marina there, we have decided to rename it to Newton Creak(sic) so that it fits in with the post................../forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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Re: its not bloody Newton...

You dont think I'm going to re write the whole war and piece saga of Newton Creak. Just to keep you happy, do you!!!

( I can no longer tell the write shpelings from the rung ones, I've been mixing them up so long)

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<font color=blue>Haydn
 
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