I actually won a 2.5 litre tin of Uno Antifouling through Scottish yachting life last month and about six months ago one of my neighbours won a tender and outboard on ST.
I suppose the odds are a bit better than the lottery.
I'm not going to give the game away other than to say YM gets a higher than average level of entry for a magazine of its type.
But I will let you into one little secret. Many years ago, when I was nae but a wee tech ed, we ran a competition for which the entries were a grand total of... nil
I won a DSC radio last year - very nice It was a Tom Cunliffe quiz comp, and I think they had to pull quite a lot out of the hat before they came up with the first all-correct answers.
I have NEVER won anything before in my life, so it is possible . . .
there was a survey (pop up window) when I logged onto this forum a few months ago. I was startled to receive an email telling me I'd won 70 odd squids worth of Gerber multi tool, and could they check my address.
hah! I didn't think you'd fall for that. Oh sure, they take your details but then what, eh? Wel, okay they sent you the airtickets or the prize - but then what? Hmm? Very dodgy indeed. I spect they've got a hidden thing somewhere that tracks your every move and records all the credit cards you have got whilst using the multitool and then what? Be warned!
If they want to track my every move, they've got the wrong person <g> I can put you onto some nice software that would do that, but the company got bought out, and the product dumped.
Be a bit difficult to track my credit card, I don't use one, because I'm so suspicious of the bleeders tracking me all over the world and watching my spending.
Those nice friendly aliens beamed me up to their spaceship last night and removed the government tracking chip which means that Blair's lot can't find me any more...and people think that x-files is a story. It's all true...the aliens told me so.
Brendan
Thats a nice Shirt you have on today. You are looking well for a man of your age - oh and your car needs a clean.
Who said we only fitted one tracking chip - silly aliens!
No is the general answer; we don't take the addresses and sell them on as a rule although in some cases we might supply addresses to the company that has supplied the prizes - but only where we have the necessary permissions from you to do so. Data Protection Act compliance is not an option for us and so if you have opted out your address remains safe. Even if you don't it's not in our interests to hawk your details around all over the place.
I have a go at most of them as they are just a kind of lottery anyway.Never won anything!. However, last year, my local paper was offering 3 pairs of London Boat Show tickets and a phone call confirmed my win of a pair. When they arrived, I found six tickets. On enquiring, I was told I was the only contestant and I might as well have all six!. As I could find no one free to accompany me, I gave them away to astonished visitors waiting at Earls Court box office. Perhaps you were one?.
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