Free the Scuttlebutt 1

[jimi]

Och back tae a dull drab autumnal Friday ....

Where's our Steve gone, when will he be released, indeed should he be?


Jim

 

[Skyva_2]

Did you see what he said, not the most subtle chat up line.

Don't fancy his chances if he applies to the Moody Owners Association

Keith

 

[tcm]

Re: Escaped?

I though he'd been banned, but there he was posting late last night, so probly on the run ...

 

[nicho]

Jim - he got out in the early hours of this morning after a good tarring and feathering. Wasn't the same without him!

 

[jimi]

I believe he's done his penance but has not yet been released, poor chap. Does Habeas Corpus apply on this forum?

Jim

 

[Johnjo]

I seen it,
I read it,
I scarcly believed it,
But in years to come, Be able to say.
I was there.

 

[nicho]

I met Habeas once - didn't much like him though!

 

[jimi]

Pretty OTT! But on the other hand the threads he was responding to did seem a trifle unbelievable. Had all the hallmarks of a wind up ... including wooden windscreens ... although at the moment they seem to be genuine. I think he has apologised though.

Jim

 

[nicho]

Looks like he's gone missing - should we worry for his safety? Perhaps we should notify the Missing Persons Bureau - if he comes to any harm out there on his own, there are some people who are going to feel very guilty.

In support of Steve, I went on hunger strike at 09.30 this morning (after a full English breakfast). Excruciatingly painful as this will be, I'm determined to hold out until 13.30 to show solidarity with our beleaguered colleague.....

 

[tcm]

Re: Dirty protest

Quite right. I myself am refusing to wash the boat for as long as it takes.

 

[Skyva_2]

I hope so, we need him back! (and Titch).

Two world class posters.

Keith

 

[jimi]

Take to the rooftops

I'm on the roof and wo'nt move until all the slates are gone. Volvo remains unwashed and I refuse to work this afternoon.

Jim

 

[nicho]

Re: Take to the rooftops

For God's sake Kim, hurry up and release him. I'm starving - not eaten since 09.30!

 

[nicho]

Knowing Steve, he'll be Commodore within 3 months!!

 

[Johnjo]

HWMBO
Say's I got to join the hunger strike.
As she's missing him .
Don't see why I got to suffer though.
mike

 

[JeremyF]

Not will or should, but how?

When Kim expells Steve101, how on earth does he get back in?

I bet he is one of the dozen anonymous viewers to this forum that always seem to be with us. Secretive fellows looking in from a dark outside through clouded windows into this well-lit warm and cheery pub.

I bet he has his nose pressed hard to the glass, tapping on the window. "Let me in" he cries, but our stern publican studiously ignores his pleas.

How can Steve get back in? Does he write an appologetic mail to Kim? Perhaps Kim will sentence him to 50 hours of forum service, and we'll witness Steve correcting spellings, fixing URL's, tidying up Mark Up mistakes.

I think we should at least expect a very public expression of shame, and photo's of the stripes on his backside.

<font color=blue>Jeremy Flynn/forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
Dawn Chorus</font color=blue>

 

[dickh]

Re: What happened?...

I missed this, so what happened? or was it so awful you cannot tell? If you tell will you also be banned? I guess this is somethimg between Steve and Titch?

dickh
I'd rather be sailing...

 

[tcm]

Ignore him outside!

It great now though isn't it, plenty of space for posting things, and after all everyone sed it would end in tears. Let's go round the back and e-dismantle his boat for all the fab extras tee hee!

 

[JeremyF]

Bags I the.......

...latest nav toys, and the Eberspacher.

tcm, you go for the air con and genny.

<font color=blue>Jeremy Flynn/forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
Dawn Chorus</font color=blue>

 

[Guest]

Post deleted by danfoley