lw395
Well-known member
Carry a waterproof mobile with Dylan Winter's number on speed dial. If you fall in, call him and he will appear to wrestle the Seagull to a stop for you.
I know someone who can prevent a seagull from running just by getting within 50 feet of it!
I do wonder how many people have had accidents with seagulls that would have been less serious with a kill cord, compared to how many people have pulled muscles or done their backs in trying to start them?