boatone
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\'Ere\'s a larf.......
I hate footy and dont know what a 'Rags fan' is if its not from shufflebum but this made me smile..........
There's a guy from Manchester (City fan) driving from Manchester to London and a guy from London (Rags fan) driving from London to Manchester. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The City fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damages. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive."
Likewise the Rags' fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck." The Rags' fan walks over to the City fan and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of such rivals."
The City fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right. We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived the wreck." So the City fan pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Rags' fan, "I think this is another sign from God that we toast to our new found understanding and friendship." The Rags' fan says, "You're damn right" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down the Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Rags fan hands it back to the City fan and says, "Your turn". The City fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says,.......
"Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
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I hate footy and dont know what a 'Rags fan' is if its not from shufflebum but this made me smile..........
There's a guy from Manchester (City fan) driving from Manchester to London and a guy from London (Rags fan) driving from London to Manchester. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The City fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damages. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive."
Likewise the Rags' fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck." The Rags' fan walks over to the City fan and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of such rivals."
The City fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right. We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived the wreck." So the City fan pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Rags' fan, "I think this is another sign from God that we toast to our new found understanding and friendship." The Rags' fan says, "You're damn right" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down the Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Rags fan hands it back to the City fan and says, "Your turn". The City fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says,.......
"Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
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