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clyst

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If you're going into boat share make sure it's with a vicar ------------ that way you'll always have the boat on a sunday.!!

Cheers all and a happy xmas .

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Re: Why?

<Why would you do that?>

Have you ever put a spoon in the sink face up then turned the tap on? If you haven't, go try it and let us know how wet you got.

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Just because it's the right shape and the right colour and it turns up when you expect it and where you expect it - don't assume it's what you hope it is.
 

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This is an oldy and possibly the most useless advice I know but it is also guaranteed to work:

"The best cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."

Merry Christmas.
 
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dont buy a big boat. you always have more fun in a smaller one.
 
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'Never rush' and 'Never go to sea unless you are prepared to stay there'
 
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