Panto Time

[hlb]

Hearing the comotion up top. The pirates KevL, Bugundy Ben and Old Git rush in to help Dick turn the mighty wheel and also to fit them into the Panto.

Englander groaned and started to turn very slowly, but even though Old Git, Cutey Coliholic, KevL and Paulin had pulled very hard on the reverse gear thingy. Englander still managed to forrow a massive new canal in the sand dune. Never mind said Tutts, it should make the banana boaters very happy.

Englander swung back into the main channel and now with Long John Underpants on the wheel, things started to settle down. EeAaWW. said Harry. I think I need a cup of tea after all this excitment. Dont think you've seen nuffink yet said Captain Widow Wanky Scott as he went down to put the kettle on. One lump or two, he shouted back to Harry. But the excitment had been to much for Harry so he was having a little nap.>>>>>>>>>>

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[kimhollamby]

Duly created, for a limited run only

A bit like this?

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kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[EME]

Just Remeber..

...next year's panto... I started in the horus line as well and although I know nothing.. one ofthe old stagers found out who I was , told his mates, and as they say...the rest is history !! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif


Merry Xmas

(From the Med) !!!

<font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>

 

[paulineb]

Re: Just Remeber..

so who are you?

Pxx

 

[hlb]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

But we cant move all our clobber over there now Kim. The panto has started. e've got our props here and everything. Well it's nearly half way though.

Some one else will have to start Jack And The Beanstalker over there then. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[coliholic]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

Well I've started Puss in Boats. Put the cast list up for voting for parts.

Gotta be better than that American Rubbish you suggested, Jack and the Binliner - that'd probably fall apart half way through. And use too much petrol.

 

[hlb]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

Cant have Pussy in boats, Cutey. She's the star on here and wont be free for a week or three.

Course, theres still.
Little Red Riding Hood And The Three Bears.
You have a go with that one. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[Bejasus]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

or SinBinderella............../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

 

[hlb]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

Anyway where were we. Think we must have had the interlude and the Sing song so back to the story.
I've sent an urgent message to the Cara-been, For some extra help with the script writing.

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[hlb]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

But must have missed him.

TURN AGAIN WHITINGTON LORD MARE OF LONDON. Shouts B1 again. Ah but it's Long John Silver who is driving, so of course the dosy bugger takes not a bit of notice. Just then Harry woke up. MARE!! Where, let me get my hooves on her. So off Harry galloped all round the deck, creating all kinds of carnage, even disterbing Pussy in boats. Upon the kitchen table.

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[hlb]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

Bi had seen the Wareham mob, steaming flat out towards them. TURN AGAIN WHITINGTON, Errr I mean Long John. TURN AGAIN

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[jimi]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

Just then Nicho screams past totally out of control in his brand new Bav with Twisted_Ken, all the washing up, losing ground behind him ... Nicho glances to his left .. spots a couple of chaps in a MB and shouts "Behind you!" just at that BurgundyBen, bleary eyed after another foggy night in the mist(or should that be red eyed after another night on the piss) throws a grenade into the nearest raggie cockpit which tthen explodes in a blaze of photogenic brilliance to reveal PaulineB clad as a bishop conducting the betrothal of Coliholic and Jimmie ... off for more mushrooms ...

 

[hlb]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

From Tutts again;

So long john did turn again, 32 degrees NNE and found himself sailing up a lazy river towards Newton creak. Just as he rounded a bend up popped Dopey.I2ve brought you a little snack of scallops in bacon and a pint of sweaty feet, said Dopey. Just the ticket says LJS, and he sits down to this intoxicating elixir. Meanwhile Dopey grabs the steering wheel and begins his dastardly deed. The seven little men, it seems, are not dwarfs after all, but are Diddy men in disguise, who are planning to steal Englander ,and take her back to the treacle mines in Sabden, where they will turn her into a bottling plant, and condemn Harry the cat into pulling a treadwheel six days a week With Long John asleep by the helm, all hope of rescue lies with our
hero, the swashbuckling Dick Whittington. Will he save the day before nightfall………..or will Long John awake before dark to notice they are off course?
Can Pussy use her feminine whiles to dupe the plot?
Or will the rest of the cast be written in by an anonymous doner?
Find out in the next scene of Pussy in Boats.
Tutts p.p. Haydn From Tutts again;
Find out in the next scene of Pussy in Boats.
Tutts p.p. Haydn

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

Bloody hell! Even Kimmiepoos has been at the musshies! Now theres no hope for any of us!

 

[hlb]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

It seems a bit quite, over at the multiplex.

They cant compete with Tutts./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Duly created, for a limited run only

We're doomed, DOOOOOOMED!!