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[Bejasus]

Re: HOO

h00, Pauline, bloody h00................./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Ok. My company log in ID is h001761 which just means that keeping it as h00 is just something that my doddering, past it, old befuddled brain, (i'm sure jimmie would agree), can keep up with.

 

[paulineb]

Re:h00

That'll be h00 then will it ?

Pxx

 

[MedDreamer]

Re: Make up your bloody mind Mr Producer

Come on now luvvies we need to focus

I bet Cameron Mackintosh couldn't hold this lot together.

We still need a dame and a slapstick routine. I suggest either Coliholic falling off his boat or, how about this for an original idea, an exploding toilet. Haydn and Tutts have done a great job with the script and should be able to think of something funny connected with discharge from the head.

Any ideas?

Martyn

 

[jimmie]

h00

.. at least you can keep up one thing ..... not bad for someone your age! Mind you i thought it was more devious than that, representing the chemical formula for water! Are you really a cradle snatcher?

/forums/images/icons/blush.gif<font color=blue> Jemmzie </font color=blue>/forums/images/icons/blush.gif

 

[jhr]

Misunderstanding

And there was me thinking it was a pun on the molecular structure of water (an h and 2 0's).

 

[Bejasus]

Re: h00

You betcha!!!!! Theres no substitute for experience. Something you are lacking in your new role.

 

[jimmie]

Re: h00

We'll we've really both got quite a lot in common, you know. I've been a man, you've been young now I'm a woman ...... But of course you are right it really is useful to know the opposition.

/forums/images/icons/blush.gif<font color=blue> Jemmzie </font color=blue>/forums/images/icons/blush.gif

 

[Bejasus]

Re: h00

I think you need to get yourself an agent for this panto. It looks like you've spent too long handling yourself............................/forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

 

[Col]

Re: h00

Don't worry h00, I'll come 'an be the other old codger with you.

Can't say fairer than that!

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[paulineb]

Re: h00

h00 hasn't ?

Pxx

 

[paulineb]

Paul Lomax can play the baddie pirate who steals the crew's goodies

Pxx

 

[ccscott49]

Re: h00

Oh! God it gets worse!! Must admit to a prediliction for younger women myself, mind you it works both ways, younger women seem to like me!! They're easier to fool! tee hee /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[paulineb]

Re: h00

I prefer younger guys

Pxx

 

[ccscott49]

Re: h00

I know that!!

 

[hlb]

Re: h00

Bugger. I'd just writen the whole of the next scene, when the confuser crashed so its lost for ever.

Harry had got a bit fed up with all this squabling down in the galley. So putting Dick on the wheel, he soon had all the ropes undun and put neatly away in the locker. Dick thumped the big engines into gear and they were soon. (Music) Cruising down the river on a sunday afternoon.(Every one dance)!!

TURN AGAIN WHITINGTON. Shouts the Boson B1. Or we will be up the Effing sand bank>>>>>>

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[MedDreamer]

Re: h00

A wonderful ending, it brought tears to my eyes.

I am already in negotiations with a major Hollywood studio to film it. The working title is CARRY ON CRUISING but I think it has been used before.

Great laugh.

Martyn

 

[hlb]

Re: h00

Who said it had ended. They have only just set off!!
But I'm sure Harry wont mind if you wish to contribute.

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[MedDreamer]

Re: h00

Keep going then its getting exciting.

Incidentaly the Hollywood producers want Madonna to play Pauline B in the movie.
Anybody any ideas about which stars should play the other charactors? Harry is to be played by Champion the Wonder Horse

 

[KevL]

Can I have a bit part, nothing to grand but something that will allow my true form to show. Any ideas?

KevL

--
It may be the early bird that catches the worm but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

 

[jhr]

Amongst a glittering cast:

Byron - Antony Quinn
Jimmie - Lily Savage
MedDreamer - David Puttnam (as himself)
Learner - Michael Crawford
ccscott - Billy Connolly
"Long" John Silver - Ben Dover

erm................