Gary Fox
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Amusing.. but you don't go far enough!Surely it is incumbent on all who think they know how to work their DSC radios to encourage understanding in others by making DSC calls to the poor ignorami. Calls should ideally be timed for tacks, mooring manouevres, and other moments of stress for maximum learning opportunity. MMSIs can be gleaned from AIS, ITU database and probably elsewhere. There is at least one boat of my acquaintance that has learned how to tell me to sod off this summer.
Expert level would be waiting until off-watch crew are getting some vital sleep, and waking them up. After a few alarms you can sit back and let events unfold...watch them making unforced errors, stumbling, underwear on back to front, forgetting basic skills, spilling pots in the galley, poor night vision (a side effect of sleep deprivation); getting snappy with each other, and a bonus point if they come to blows.
You get the point, and in my view a skipper's duty is to his own crew and vessel first, 2nd and 3rd, followed at a distance by keeping a DSC alarm watch for random strangers.
It's best to get a non-DSC VHF to use in parallel or instead, as you see fit; and I have bought one for this very purpose.