Caption Competition

[Walnut]

Your a witty lot, do your worst...

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[jonhenderson]

"Fred took his wife's request to plane the table a little too literally"

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[daveking]

(wife) No you idiot, I said lets have a quicky in a four poster

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[Metabarca]

"Bavaria Yacht's first attempt at a four-masted sloop offered good stability of form but little in the way of creature comforts"

<hr width=100% size=1>Adriatic links here: <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.comoy.com/saillinks.html>http://www.comoy.com/saillinks.html</A>

 

[pcb]

Monty, while resourceful, was not a conventional mariner. His hat and shirt were inexcusable!

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[Andrew_Fanner]

Willam's interpretation of the exemptions in the Boat Safety Scheme was seen as eccentric by the rest of the club.

<hr width=100% size=1>Two beers please, my friend is paying.

 

[pvb]

IKEA announces revolution in low-cost boating.

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[DogStar]

Having salvaged the chart table and outboard from the wreckage, Knobby was confident he could make port by last orders.

<hr width=100% size=1>I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

 

[Captain_Chaos]

Having had his pwc confiscated by the harbour authorities, Kevin was desperate to get back on the water.

<hr width=100% size=1>74.56% of all statistics are made up.

 

[newboater]

We use a dish cloth! It`s quicker and less effort!

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[Rustyknight]

"I said TIDE tables, not wide.............."

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[oldsaltoz]

How to put fish on the table

Some kids have no table manners at all

How to turn the tables

Multifunction, boat - tent frame - dining table - Beach shade - and idiot.

Old Salt Oz /forums/images/icons/cool.gif Growing old is unavoidable. However, growing up is still optional.

 

[Rustyknight]

"When you said you'd booked a table for four, I thought you meant we were going ashore to eat..... "

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[robp]

But you said,
"is it OK to fix my outboard on the dining room table?"

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[bryanglover]

English ping pong team nears Athens

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[Andrew_Fanner]

Early research into alternatives convinced the Oundle team that fiberglass was the wave of the future.

<hr width=100% size=1>Two beers please, my friend is paying.

 

[bajo]

The tables are turning & He that has little will have less!!

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[Parsonsheath]

table au or not tableau?

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[mikewilkes]

But darling, when Pickfords quoted to move our furniture to another country I could swear the man said he was going to use a container!!!

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[Parsonsheath]

Table au or not tableau?????????

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