EME
Active member
>>Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
>>ashamed. Then I
>>look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
>>all of
>>their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
>>out of
>>work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I said to myself,
>>"It is
>>better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
>>be selfish
>>and worry about my liver." --- Jack Handy
>>
>>I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
>>morning,
>>that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --- Frank Sinatra
>>
>>The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk,
>>they're
>>sober. --- William Butler Yeats
>>
>>Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --- Catherine
>>Zandonella
>>
>>Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. ---
>>Anonymous
>>
>>A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to
>>thank
>>her. --- W.C. Fields
>>
>>What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? ---
>>Tee Mans
>>
>>When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ---
>>Henny
>>Youngman
>>
>>Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all
>>of >the
>>time and have the time of your life. --- Michelle Mastrolacasa
>>
>>I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Frontal lobotomy.
>>--- Tom
>>Waits
>>
>>24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --- Stephen
>>Wright
>>
>>Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ---
>>Benjamin
>>Franklin
>>
>>If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it
>>makes
>>beer shoot out your nose. --- Deep Thought, Jack Handy
>>
>>Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
>>is beer.
>>Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
>>wheel does
>>not go nearly as well with pizza. --- Dave Barry
>>
>>The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
>>---
>>Humphrey Bogart
>>
>>Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. ---
>>Kaiser
>>Wilhelm
>>
>>You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor. --- Anonymous
>>
>>And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good.
>>Then God
>>said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too much
>>light." ---
>>Anonymous
>>
>>You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
>>--- Dean
>>Martin
>>
>>Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862! --- Anonymous
>>
>>To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support group. --- Anonymous
>>
>>Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white
>>wine.
>
still waiting to get a boat
>>ashamed. Then I
>>look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
>>all of
>>their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
>>out of
>>work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I said to myself,
>>"It is
>>better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
>>be selfish
>>and worry about my liver." --- Jack Handy
>>
>>I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
>>morning,
>>that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --- Frank Sinatra
>>
>>The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk,
>>they're
>>sober. --- William Butler Yeats
>>
>>Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --- Catherine
>>Zandonella
>>
>>Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. ---
>>Anonymous
>>
>>A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to
>>thank
>>her. --- W.C. Fields
>>
>>What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? ---
>>Tee Mans
>>
>>When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ---
>>Henny
>>Youngman
>>
>>Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all
>>of >the
>>time and have the time of your life. --- Michelle Mastrolacasa
>>
>>I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Frontal lobotomy.
>>--- Tom
>>Waits
>>
>>24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --- Stephen
>>Wright
>>
>>Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ---
>>Benjamin
>>Franklin
>>
>>If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it
>>makes
>>beer shoot out your nose. --- Deep Thought, Jack Handy
>>
>>Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
>>is beer.
>>Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
>>wheel does
>>not go nearly as well with pizza. --- Dave Barry
>>
>>The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
>>---
>>Humphrey Bogart
>>
>>Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. ---
>>Kaiser
>>Wilhelm
>>
>>You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor. --- Anonymous
>>
>>And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good.
>>Then God
>>said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too much
>>light." ---
>>Anonymous
>>
>>You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
>>--- Dean
>>Martin
>>
>>Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862! --- Anonymous
>>
>>To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support group. --- Anonymous
>>
>>Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white
>>wine.
>
still waiting to get a boat
