Why is it....?

nicho

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That put a couple of blokes on a sailing boat, and they a"great chaps" participating in the enjoyment on sailing (I'm sure Twister Ken could have put that far more eloquently), but put a couple of blokes on a motor cruiser (especially in Brighton or Torquay), and they are considered to be gay?
 

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well if you've got a huge sex machine stink pot and you can't pull a bird you must be....

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try posting it on the motor boat forum. see what replys you get there.
 

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Yool get yer face smashed in ;-)

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I dont think you should have said that<s> It'll run forever now
 

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Re: More info please

There must be more to your enquiry.

Incidentally, there is a large powerboat "High Energy" which takes it's name from some "boystown" music and they are definitely wooftahs, evident from drinking tea (from teacups with saucers!) in Yarmouth AND wearing the same t-shirts. Mind you, of course, this not possible in a sailing boat as the saucers would have been smashed ages ago and their high heels would get caught on the deck fittings.
 

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Re:Nothing woofterish about cups and saucers.

There's the tale of the trawler skipper who cursed the cabin boy for breaking the saucers in a storm.

"Dang the boy now we'll have to drink out of the cups."
 
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Slight change here ....

sailing across solent one time ..... mid 30 ft pwoerboat creams along about 20 knots .... bow real up. No problem - everyone to their own.

What I saw though even made the lass laugh !!!!

Guy on Flybridge absolutely starkers, two girls lapping up the sun behind him in same mode of undress + another on the bow laid out for an all over tan .....

Trouble was, they didn't realise that the Isle Of Wight Catamaran Ferry causes quite a wash when at full chat ..... a big greeny up and over the boat ....... needless to say a lot of screams from all and 'bad words' from the gent !!!!
 

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Stands to reason

A yacht-voyage that occupies a couple of good blokes for a full and busy day is accomplished by a stinkpot in a few minutes, so what do those happy chaps on the flying bridge do for the rest of the day? Must be something sinister. Stands to reason.
 

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Well, big bouy, have you seen any on these stringy little men in sail boats? All are hairy & smelly, most are ridden with piles, few have got nice big buttocks .. now these nice boys reclining on white leather, thats a different story!

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I read somewhere that a white ensign is a secret signal to other 'swingers'.
 
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