Why is it....?

[Romeo]

I take it you picked them up wrongly when a couple of your mates asked you if you fanceied going cruising with them? If they ask you next if you ever cottage be warned that they are not enquiring after your self catering holiday arrangements in Devon.

 

[Johnjo]

Some of you seem very well informed on this subject,
Is this cause for concern I would be asking myself?
Do I need to look deeper into Physchy.
Or is this subject ,
Just a pain in the arse.

 

[nicho]

As I said earlier, I wish I'd never started this one! The reason I raised the subject was that in a previous (motor cruiser) life, whenever two blokes were seen together on a motor boat, all the other stinkies would look at each other and mutter "gays!").. This never seems to happen in the world of sailing boats that's all.

 

[jimi]

Och you cannie stuff the genie back in the bottle .. or do I mean these words in that parteecular order, sweetie ...

Jim

 

[Steve101]

....and he seems such a nice boy!.....apart from his foul mouth that is!

 

[nicho]

Excuse me!!

 

[castaway]

Nicho

Based on experience of living next door to 3 gays for the last 15 years,my feeling is that YES 3 blokes on a motor boat: definately dodgy.....

I only have to appear out side the front of my place with oars or outboard to be regailed by Geoff ( who has now retired and had nothing to do) about there exploites with their Freeman (funny name that) on the Thames in years gone by.

In fact Ive heard it so many times now that if he forgets a bit I can fill in the gaps!

Nick

 

[oldgit]

Its all lies.I can assure you I was only holding his arm to steady myself

Just hold tight dear it will not be so rough when we get round the corner,trust me.

 

[Steve101]

Surely you people arn't going to let this thread die!

 

[Johnjo]

As surely as Bens,Jens and Bavs

 

[nicho]

For goodness sake Steve, I've been wanting this one to die since I started it, and there you are stirring it up again, and just as it looked as if it was fading too!, I'm concerned in case people out there take me to be a woofter or something because I came from "t'other side" (i.e.motor boats) - so please stop rekindling it!!

By the way, even the wife has noticed you have not made a posting for some 24 hours (she's getting hooked on this damn forum as well)- If she's noticing such things, you must be becoming famous!! (or infamous?)

 

[Steve101]

Notorious! Hello wifey! Last night was day skippers class, today was work day (Only do Thursdays and Saturdays!) My wife has told me she wants me all to herself tonight, but she's sat on the loo reading Hello so I've snook upstairs for a quick fix. Strangely the forum is addictive, but I had a boil on my bum once and when it went I missed that too!

 

[jimi]

'tis a shame, Steve, we've gotta keep this one going ... I notice you've brought you're wife into it, is that cover?

Jim

 

[Steve101]

Everyone on scuttlebutts over to Motorboat chat, there's a new girl in town and she's hot!

 

[Steve101]

This is a great thread, I think I may use it to just converse with other members of the forum! Sort of a meeting place, somewhere where everyone knows your name! A bit like cheers with Nicho as Sam the owner and me as Carla!

It just feels so comfortable in here, I personally think it'll run until the end of time and people will talk about it for miles around; "Have you seen Nicho's thread, it's a bit in bad taste. That nice Steve's OK, but Nicho, Ohhhhh, his language, it's terrible."

 

[Guest]

Next time you go shopping...

ever thought about this ?

You and your fellow middle aged ( tanned) male sailing pal doing a week's shop before a cruise.

Next time you do this take a look around and see what looks you are getting.

Particularly at checkouts.

I now wear dark glasses, wipe leave the lip balm and suntan oil off and wear a Millwall T shirt when doing this.

 

[nicho]

More like the Rovers Return - want to argue over who's gonna be Bet Lynch - "go ahead punk make my day!"

 

[Steve101]

Wahay! I'm back! Thank you Kim! Wont happen again!

 

[corkonian1]

And what about rib drivers they like to ride around on those giant condoms

 

[chas]

It might be something to do with the vibration of those two enormous two stroke diesels pushing out all that shaft horse power .........