Wet Tuesday Joke

[andyb]

A spinster in her 81st year is feeling lonely, so she puts an ad in the local paper.

A couple of days later the door bell rings, and when she opens the door she is confronted with a grey haired chap with no arms or legs, sitting in a wheelchair.

She explains to the chap" I am sorry but I can't see a relationship with a man with no legs will work"

The chap replies "At least I will not runout on you"

"OK" said the women, "But what about the lack of arms?"

"Nor will I beat you" replies the chap

"OK no arms, no legs, what are you like in bed?" she asks
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"Well I rang the door bell didn't I !!











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[Goodge]

Isn't today Wednesday ?

And its not raining where I am at the moment.

Liked the joke though

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[Clive_Rigden]

yes t'is.

Was here - pelting it down.
Luvly now!

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[andyb]

Sorry, wednesday and it's chucking it down in Sussex

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[Rabbie]

Your right there Andy. Here in Uckfield I thought (but hoped not) that we might see the RNLI in the High Street again!!. Some downpour!.

<hr width=100% size=1>A day not spent on my boat is a day in my life wasted.