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…. Will I need, special insurance, a different courtesy flag, special regulations on red diesel, which anchor I have to carry? Will there be a different certificate of competence required, hygiene regulations, specific ports of entry and exit, special or different VAT treatment......?
Insurance probably not if your current insurance allows you to sail abroad. I would add inclement weather cancelation insurance with medical evacuation as the shock can be too much for some souls.
Yes, you will need a Scottish courtesy flag, however, skid marked undergarments draped over a cross tree are acceptable.
Hygiene, not if you enter at Glasgow or Aberdeen, but yes if you enter at Edinburgh. Ball scratching (BS) is an acceptable alternative at Dundee but you also have to scratch your arse (AS) at Oban; sniffing your fingers after BS and AS will be required in Stornaway and Ullapool; smegma display is also required in Inverness.
You will have to pay an Alex Land entry fee.
VAT is collected at entry ports unless you have bushels of Bamboo for the Pandas. Alternative Whisky contributions are acceptable payment options to VAT officers.
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