Rules that blokes wish women knew... Part 1

[PGD]

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down.

3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.

6. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as engine maintenance, props or S*****N

8. Sunday = boats so does Saturday. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

9. Shopping is not a sport and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.


Not everything is black and white if you prove otherwise you’ll get run over on a zebra crossing

 

[paulineb]

I see nothing whatsoever wrong with those rules - I've always lived by them - but I do wish men would learn that farting is NOT a sport, it's definitely NOT funny and really smelly farts DO NOT earn you extra macho points.

Pxx

 

[jonic]

Ok, lets give the stinkies a 3rd and final chance, they've done lesbian sex and cats piss, surely thats it and its back to boats. Ok, amble over to MB forum and see whats going on.

FARTS!!!..................good grief. Stinkies, thats why they are stinkies.

;-)

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/yacht/serafina/

 

[BarryH]

Yes but if you have a fart and a follow through. You need ..........A RAGGIE

 

[lanason]

well - we seem to be doing really well. Discussing such difficult and sensitive subjects with such care and finesse.
I'm not going to comment on these as PaulineB will only tell me "too much information" !!!!!!!

Adrian

Don't call me "Sandra"
Cleopatra - yellow hull called Court Jester. Have you seen her ?

 

[ccscott49]

Oh! God here we go again!