Famous Last Words......

[gerryl]

'yep, it does make your b*m look big....'

'hang on , the toaster's jammed - pass me a knife...'

Any others?

 

[mirabriani]

Whilst navigating a narrow channel in gusty conditions......

"She's never broached on me yet"

Regards Briani

 

[Scarboroughsloop]

"I don't need an riding light - it's a mooring"

 

[Tamarisk1]

"yep - it does make your bum look big"

"But it does take the attention away from your face"!!!

 

[cgull]

Oh God I am coming!

 

[jimi]

Vroom Vroom Vroom ..F8 .. just the weather to get my McG26 going!

 

[Tamarisk1]

This ship is unsinkable, it has two hulls.

 

[jhr]

Allegedly spoken by an officer during a US Civil War battle : "They couldn't hit a barn door at this dist................"

"It's just a bunch of people sailing to Cherbourg - what could possibly go wrong?" /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

"There will only ever be a global market for 4 computers" - Lou Gerstner - IBM

"No computer will ever need more than 64Mb of memory" - Bill Gates - Microsoft

 

[jimi]

Its a heel

 

[ccscott49]

"Where did all them effin indians come from!" Custer!

 

[Scarboroughsloop]

"Ice - what ice?" Captain of Titanic

 

[RupertW]

Nothing to this Caribbean sailing - there's sunshine all the time and they have red and green buoys just like us

 

[KevB]

One more burger wont hurt - Elvis Presley.

What tree? - T Rex

 

[KevB]

Countdown conundrum 'brwon braed' - Richard Whiteley

 

[FullCircle]

We must be pretty close to that waypoi......CLANG!!!!!!!!...Oops.

 

[KevB]

I just thought of a realy sick one but haven't got the guts to post it.

 

[peteandthira]

What the eff was that?

-Lord Mayor of Hiroshima 1949

 

[ShipsWoofy]

The diet in Finland is worse than the British!

"How many votes did Finland have on the Olympic committee and how many did we lose by?"
Jacques Chirac

 

[ShipsWoofy]

I think the home secretary has our best interests at heart!