Deep fried Mars Bars

[catmandoo]

Recommend good Scottish deep fried Mars Bars for that extra input of calories in times of stress

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[Appleyard]

Been watching too much TV?

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[kds]

The thought of deep frying anything on my little boat scares me witless.....
Ken

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[tugboat]

Would that be with chips, mayo and mushy peas? /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

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[Spyro]

No that would be as a pudding after a deep fried pizza ( another Scottish delicacy )

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[DepSol]

Dunno about deep fried but when someone falls asleep drunk at a party put one down their pants makes em feel right uncomfortable in the morning.

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[T_S]

Is that with or without a slice of smoke salmon on top?

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[bob_tyler]

According to the survey Scottish chippies have also been asked to fry Maltesers. The most disgusting thing I ever tasted was from what I thought was a mobile fish & chip shop in Fort William. It turned out to be a deep fried haggis!!! Being on a long journey late at night with nothing else available I tried to eat it but it was impossible.

Whatever happens, avoid Scotland on Burns' Night unless your only intention is to drink a good malt - no eating.

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[webcraft]

Re: Haggis

How dare ye mon . . .

Deep fried haggis is one of the finest fast foods in Christendom, and often different from town to town. Maybe you just got a bad one.

Tinned Grants haggis is our staple passage food, with tinned tatties and a tin of carrots. (No-one seems to have got round to tinning neeps yet).

- Nick

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[ccscott49]

I have a bigger boat and still wont have anything deep fried onboard! Bloody dangerous! even at an ancghorage, some prat will blast past you!

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[ccscott49]

Whats wrong with that, the French deep fry brie, probaly more calories!! Excellent with red currant jelly!!


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[khc1970]

What about the Stoner/stonker?

A sauage wrapped in donar kebab then battered. Apparently it has over 1500 calories.

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[Becky]

THAT'S DISGUSTING. But very funny nevertheless!!

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[pragmatist]

Surely that's taken for granted. Having had fish and chips in Fort William on an August Bank Holiday - grey and pouring with rain - I hesitate to suggest that anything from FW might be like that (waits to hear the chorus of abuse from Scottish members of the forum).

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[ccscott49]

Wouldnt do much for your sex life either! Unless you were a girl of course!


Think about it!!!!

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[DepSol]

Even funnier when you see them wake up and realise they have been Marsed. Bit more friendly than shaving an eyebrow off.

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[powerskipper]

Try white pudding and chips with brown sauce and a pickled onion, MMMM wonderfully followed with a can of lilt.

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[kds]

J....s Depsol.
Remind me never to go sailing - or drinking with you.
Ken

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[kds]

Re: Haggis

Christendom ?
Since when was Scotland part of it ?
Ken

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[bob_tyler]

Re: Haggis

"tinning neeps yet"

What has a misspelt low tide got to do with food?

Weirdos seem to live North of the Border. I understand that they even do odd things to sheep?

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