JumbleDuck
Well-Known Member
In the process using Google and Utube I discovered the massive world of 'detailing' inhabited by hordes of experts and obsessives which make boat owners with their epoxy habit look like rank amateurs.
Ain't dat de troof.
There used to be an obsessive detailer on the uk.rec.driving Usenet newsgroup. He kept banging on about how worth it it was to pay a specialist £400 to polish his car and how very, very shiny it was as a result. Asked to show proof, he posted a link to some pictures which did indeed show a very very shiny car ... with several big dents in the doors. Apparently they didn't matter as long as they were very, very shiny.