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BE lives near the Dorking contingent, what say we:-
Set up a 5mph chicane outside his house.
Sneak in and trolley jack his petrol tank down to one gallon.
Not allow him to drive anywhere - except for two hours on a Saturday and Sunday every fortnight.
Apply for planning permission to build a GP circuit in his neighbouring vineyard.
With affordable housing, obviously.
Any other ideas?
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Set up a 5mph chicane outside his house.
Sneak in and trolley jack his petrol tank down to one gallon.
Not allow him to drive anywhere - except for two hours on a Saturday and Sunday every fortnight.
Apply for planning permission to build a GP circuit in his neighbouring vineyard.
With affordable housing, obviously.
Any other ideas?
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