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[paulineb]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

7.30 is far too early. and the two for one offer was myself and my son-in-law

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[BrendanS]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

OK, he gets the Turkish bath special..... and as I'm building up a client base, I'll still give your daughter a sensous one gratis.

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[paulineb]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

Brendan - I assume you mean my youngest daughter (the pink tshirt), in which case, you really wouldn't want to go there. She is the bitch from hell. A size 6 (after a sunday lunch) and would make a bouncer flinch

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[BrendanS]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

OK, got it logged.


7:30 - 7:35. Boat cleaning
7:35 - 7:40. Special Turkish Bath massage three4one offer birthday treat for son-in-law
7:40 - 12:00 Sensous massage, PaulineB
12:00 - 17:00 Sensous massage, daughter

I've got a little bag packed with pressure washer and wax attachment, shouldn't take more than a few minutes to clean Tommy.

I've also got a big bag packed with rich massage lotion, scented candles and the like

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[oldgit]

Re: get a slappy.blimey the TV must be dire tonite

to get this many posts about boat hygiene.
Anyway Mr Happy.you had better make sure your pride n joy is super sparklie and shiney if yor a going to the <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.maidstoneriverfestival.co.uk>http://www.maidstoneriverfestival.co.uk</A> on 25 th of July.no scruffy ole tubs need apply/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[BrendanS]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

Can't think where she got it from? Such a sweet and adorable mother. She must be a changeling - any Irish genes in the family? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[paulineb]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

Your booked !!!!

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[Happy1]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

Tips made payable to 'HappyScrubbers' account, should be paid into any Bank of Nigeria branch /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif I am expecting a large one for our most popular scrubber BrendanS.

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[duncan]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

who made you the ref?

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[paulineb]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

I'm the only one with a whistle

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[duncan]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

and I bet you blow it beautifully.........../forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

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[c_j]

Is Poole available?

Dear Happy,

I was thinking of setting up one of your franchises in the Poole area. Is this still available?

I know this is a bit of a cheek but would you consider accepting two deposits so as I could "Sign up" my wife and myself.

Do you have any explanitory reading materials yet, a few odd sheets of photo copied A4 would be fine, and do you require the deposits prior to your sending any further information?

Thank you in advance



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[Happy1]

Re: Is Poole available?

Sorry but due to very high demand I am having to work hard to accomodate all the requests for 'areas'. At the moment I have split the country into one, which means my wife (who I have given complimentary membership) is having to travel and and clean all the boats in the country!! She does not seen to be pulling her weight as the £20 she gets per boat does not cover her travel costs, the £30 commission I get per boat is doing fine, I am just chilling relaxing and enjoying the new business life /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif I may split the country up further to ease the pressure on her, as she has only done one boat at the moment (mine) and she looked very tired. I will contact you soon.

Thank you for your interest in 'HappyScrubbers'

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[c_j]

Re: Is Poole available?

Thank you for your prompt reply.

I eagerly await further information as it becomes available.

On another matter which you may be able to advise, I have recently recieved an email from an overseas gentleman who wants to send me 22.5 million US dollars due to a failed contract or something or other.

All I have to do is bank it for him and send him 15 million dollars and I can keep the balance of 7.5 Million U.S.

As you are considering using an offshore account for HappyScrubbers, and are obviously well knowledged in matters fiscal, can you tell me if it is possible to open a dollar account with the Post Office?

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