Valet launching & Valet mooring

[Happy1]

Re: You bunch of lazy, lazy gits NM

Are you interested in becoming one of my cleaners? I will require many cleaners to cover the UK, best you get your area secured now. I will be taking a small deposit of say £500 from each cleaner to show willing and commitment by them to the project, this will also secure the area of work. You will be paid £20 for each boat you clean.

Have a think about it anyway,

Cheers,

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[longjohnsilver]

Re: You bunch of lazy, lazy gits NM

I'd do it for nowt, just give me the address to send you my 500 quids /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[hlb]

Re: You bunch of lazy, lazy gits NM

Afraid Long John is far to busy cleaning the sea bed of scallops, crabs and lobsters. Well he'd better be if he wants some tea!!

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Haydn

 

[Happy1]

Re: You bunch of lazy, lazy gits NM

The company is being formed in Lagos, Nigeria for 'tax' reasons. I will notify potential cleaners of the account number at the Bank of Nigeria when I have it, in order that they can forward the monies to secure their area.

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[Happy1]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

Don't knock it until you have tried it!! We can offer a pre adventure 'HappyScrub' for your vessel, we have a cancellation at 6am tomorrow, the valeter will be BrendanS, he is a well known member of 'HappyScrubbers', please let us know as soon as possible if you wish to take up this 'just released' vacant slot. BrendanS will also show you the menu of additional services that you may wish to take advantage of.

'HappyScrubbers' make boating more enjoyable, enabling you to enjoy the better side of life.

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[Confused]

Gis ussa a job

wouldnt clean a mirror dinghy for 20 quid , call it 200 & I'm in

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[Happy1]

Re: Gis ussa a job

Please inform me of area you are interested in, WHAT extra's you are considering offering for the extra £180 (I don't even believe paulineB could command anywhere near that /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif), extra's must be legalish (remember tips to be shared). I look forward to your cheque for £500 before further consideration.

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[paulineb]

Re: Gis ussa a job

I wouldn't lower myself for money

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[Happy1]

Re: Gis ussa a job

What about standing up ? /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[paulineb]

Re: Gis ussa a job

only when I hear the National Anthem

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[Happy1]

Re: Gis ussa a job

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[BrendanS]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

Wasn't aware I was part of this Happy company, but what the hell /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Where do I have to be and what's the boat name.

I'll only be scrubbing boats owned by female skippers, and I'm sure they'll be delighted with the menu of extra services I can offer.

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[paulineb]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

The boats called Tommy - do the extra services include cleaning my car?

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[hlb]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

Oh. You can clean Mucky Farter for Tutts then. She could do with servicing........../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Haydn

 

[Happy1]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

Oi!!! what's all this boat swapping going on, It was my idea I should get first choice, now what does tutts want ? /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[hlb]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

Sorry, your right. You can clean Mucky Farter and service tutts!!

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Haydn

 

[Happy1]

4 years at University

By the way the 4 years I did at University was as a Janitor /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[BrendanS]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

Sorry Pauline, car cleaning is not on the menu of additional services.

I do however offer sensous massage at 50 quid per meter (as an introductory offer I'll do a buy one get one free, and your daughter will be delighted I'm sure)

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[paulineb]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

she will indeed - she's been trying to think of the perfect birthday gift for her husband. Thank you for volunteering !

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[Happy1]

Re: Happy is going to get a slappy.

'HappyScrubbers' service request

Location :- Brighton Marina
Boats name :- Tommy
Valeter requested :- BrendanS
Service :- Full deck scrubb, polish and replenish
Extra's :- Attend State room in thong and baby oil at 7.30am, 2 for 1 massage offer required, PB & daughter!!

**Brendan, do you understand what this request is? just come in and I don't understand it!!

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