madman
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I'm sure the residents of Harare would be delighted to see a liberating force .. shall we go for it?
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Right SALISBURY next!
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nicho
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But surely Mr Madman, Salisbury's in Wiltshire?
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madman
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used to be in Rhodesia, right where Harare is now!
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snowleopard
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form an orderly queue..
i beieve pyongyang, damascus, tehran and tripoli are ahead of you. and i'm not sure about paris, moscow and berlin.
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i beieve pyongyang, damascus, tehran and tripoli are ahead of you. and i'm not sure about paris, moscow and berlin.
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davidhand
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Let's get this straight, don't want to bomb the wrong place. Salisbury used to be in Rhodesia then they moved it to Wiltshire when Rhodesia became Zimbabwe.
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Twister_Ken
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Methinks young madman knows perfectly where Salisbury is - he's just looking for an excuse not to go work.
"Sorry sir, cruise missile took out Salisbury station, couldn't get up to Waterloo."
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"Sorry sir, cruise missile took out Salisbury station, couldn't get up to Waterloo."
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Jeremy_W
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A touch of Perrin
"Sorry sir, cruise missile took out Salisbury station, couldn't get up to Waterloo." <HR> I thought Connex and Virgin were delaying trains just fine without surreal excuses!
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"Sorry sir, cruise missile took out Salisbury station, couldn't get up to Waterloo." <HR> I thought Connex and Virgin were delaying trains just fine without surreal excuses!
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nicho
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It's more plausible than Reggie Perrins "points stuck at Basingstoke" though....!
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vyv_cox
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Re: form an orderly queue..
Just leave Damascus out of it. It's a super place, utterly safe with very pleasant people. Can't say much about their politicians but they don't seem to do much harm to anybody.
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Just leave Damascus out of it. It's a super place, utterly safe with very pleasant people. Can't say much about their politicians but they don't seem to do much harm to anybody.
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snowleopard
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Re: form an orderly queue..
i'm sure you're correct. i have always found the ordinary citizens of arab countries to be very friendly and welcoming. the point i was making was that the hawks in dubya's government are keen to hit a few more targets after iraq but harare doesn't figure in their list!
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i'm sure you're correct. i have always found the ordinary citizens of arab countries to be very friendly and welcoming. the point i was making was that the hawks in dubya's government are keen to hit a few more targets after iraq but harare doesn't figure in their list!
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madman
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b.but
I'm running scared .. knowing the wealth and depth of US foreign policy geographical knowledge and historical awareness, I feel Wiltshire will be a prime target, there's also a Palestine there, and Wiltshire does have access to the oil resource of the Kimmeridge basin.
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I'm running scared .. knowing the wealth and depth of US foreign policy geographical knowledge and historical awareness, I feel Wiltshire will be a prime target, there's also a Palestine there, and Wiltshire does have access to the oil resource of the Kimmeridge basin.
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Twister_Ken
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Your English geography stinx.
>Wiltshire does have access to the oil resource of the Kimmeridge basin<
Only if Wiltshire invades Dorset.
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>Wiltshire does have access to the oil resource of the Kimmeridge basin<
Only if Wiltshire invades Dorset.
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madman
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Wessex stinx
B.b.b.but there are weapons of mass destruction througout Wiltshire including biological and chemical agents at Porton Down, where they have killed a number of there own citizens with them, pretending to cure them of the common cold ...
shhhake ..
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B.b.b.but there are weapons of mass destruction througout Wiltshire including biological and chemical agents at Porton Down, where they have killed a number of there own citizens with them, pretending to cure them of the common cold ...
shhhake ..
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Twister_Ken
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Re: Wessex stinx
Not to mention some very dodgy things flying around Boscombe Down.
And then there were the original inhabitants of Stonehenge, who just disappeared one night, leaving only their goalposts to show that they once had a Premiership rockball team. Archeological evidence suggests they were led by a female called Anne Thracks.
Not to mention some very dodgy things flying around Boscombe Down.
And then there were the original inhabitants of Stonehenge, who just disappeared one night, leaving only their goalposts to show that they once had a Premiership rockball team. Archeological evidence suggests they were led by a female called Anne Thracks.
Martin_Billings
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Apocryphal story once heard that some of the younger relatives of the Marquess of Salisbury spent some time trying to get him to change the family title to Harare
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Bergman
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Re: form an orderly queue..
He can't
Apparently cruise missiles dont work in southern hemisphere
Dunno why
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He can't
Apparently cruise missiles dont work in southern hemisphere
Dunno why
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jimi
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Good news for Oz!
.. cos apparently GWB and TB are both fundamentalist christians and wish to correct the misconception of evolution, and as such were about to take out Darwin!
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.. cos apparently GWB and TB are both fundamentalist christians and wish to correct the misconception of evolution, and as such were about to take out Darwin!
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Bergman
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Re: Spelling error
For "christians" read "charlatans"
Or possibly "cretins"
Doubt GWB has heard of either Darwin
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For "christians" read "charlatans"
Or possibly "cretins"
Doubt GWB has heard of either Darwin
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jimi
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Yeovil assailed!
Apparently Yeovil has just been invaded and ransacked by US special forces but they've only found a couple of hatchets instead of the axes they were looking for!
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Apparently Yeovil has just been invaded and ransacked by US special forces but they've only found a couple of hatchets instead of the axes they were looking for!
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paulineb
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Well i certainly think someone should storm Salisbury zoo and free those poor ostriches
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