Hammocks!

[jimi]

Got one from Santa .. how do I work it?

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[claymore]

I have a friend who reckons the greatest sexual experience he had was whilst standing up in one - let us know how you get on.

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Claymore
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[jimi]

look its a bluidy hammock not a hillock you pillock .. and ah'm no interested in sheep!"

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[paulineb]

He was probably on his own Claymore /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[claymore]

Och, sorry Jamesie - misht hae bin ra wine ah've bin tipplin - ra peoples in the big hoos hev bin hevin a wee do the day an' ah managed tae get masel in there - Dear Heart's awa wi the faeries jes noo - yin VP's tremendous takin. Hoo is yersel ma wee scaldie?

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Claymore
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[claymore]

Pauline - Are ye meaning 'he was probably on his own, Claymore'
or are ye meaning 'he was probably on his own Claymore' ?

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[paulineb]

Stop marking my work .... you're on holiday. Bloody commas have a lot to answer for ... they change the whole context - as in:

what is this thing called love; or
what is this thing called, love

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[claymore]

Sorry my little sweetie - I'm off for a bath, will I leave the water in for you?

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Claymore
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[paulineb]

Nooooo .... you pee'd in it last time !

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[BlueSkyNick]

That reminds me of the elderly couple who decided to get married.
The man asked "How do you feel about sex?".
The lady replied "I would like it infrequently."
The man then asked "Is that one word or two?"

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[BlueSkyNick]

Having seen Glen Rosa today, I suggest you could cut the hammock in half and make a pair of dodgers !!

Anyway, the serious answer is to tie it between two strong points, such as trees in the garden, and then request SWMBO brings you a cold beer every 30 minutes or so.

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[longjohnsadler]

Don\'t forget

If its a dangerous or awkward position, you may need to attach a riding light.

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[VirgoVoyager]

Re: Don\'t forget

OK, guys - this thread surely suggests something that you all have in common - you are not getting enough of it (whatever it is)! Incidentally, is "request SWMBO" not potentially an oxymoron??

Stuart

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[ParaHandy]

Re: Don\'t forget

michty dangerous ah'm thinking as nae form stability but he'll be used tae thon ...

wi his airse hingin oot the thing an' if he's up tae ony hank-panky wi ra missus he'll be needing some red lights (being a somnabulent yachtmaster, he'll ken whit tae do) fur ra constrained by draught as his appendages, ken, might be orra close to ra groond ...

ahm thinking, though, the perfect present fur ra mon ........

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[longjohnsadler]

Re: Don\'t forget

...but surely, could lead to problems if not well hung...

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[BrianJ]

Reoesn\'t it depend

On the route he is taking at he time ??????
BrianJ

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[claymore]

Psychologist - silent P, as in bath

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Claymore
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[jimi]

Or Psychopath .. the man who thinks he's found tthe right way home ..

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[nicho]

What, in this weather??

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[Ohdrat]

If Mexican string type .. you lie across them not end to end.. this spreads the strings.. so you can swing.. warning if Mexican string type don't where anything with zips, buttons, toggles or other such protuberances that might snag on the strings..

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