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Off to france, spain, portugal this july and august, and it wd be quite good having someone on board who can help out - like a chalet girl sort of person. Crew, hostess, whatever you want to callem. They live on board and look after things, we turn up a week or a bit more at a time.

Some of you may have met emma who was on board for two seasons but she now works for her dad, darnit, but she'd done chalet girl stuff before and was used to the sheer drudgery er oops ...but this is a summer job and just one boat of four peeps (us lot) instead of a load of new people each week. No axshul exp of boating needed BUT not a very good option if u get seasick. But you do need a can-do attitude, be able to cook things including rubbish food for teenage kids and slightly nicer food for us, make drinks, find people to fix the boat, be nice to people so they fix the boat sooner rather than later and so on.

Obvioulsy, none of the shower that reads these forums fits the bill, BUT mebbe you know some youthful whizzy person who would think nothing of rushing over there to buy some rope, or standing on the radar arch to clean it up, or shopping, or other stuff, and if so, send me a pm or ask for an email address (don't like to put emails up on this bit cos the spam machines catch them).

It's a big powerboat innit - so no, they do NOT need to be able to drive it or even THINK they can drive it. But they can have a go if i am around. RYA mile-hunters can do almost 1000 tidal miles...but then probably only make bacon sarnies (badly) ...but mebbe not?

It is *likely* but not imperative that the ideal person is a girl rather than a boy. Dunno why. Boy are praps rubbish at cooking, or if they aren't rubbish at cooking they are too old and do it for a job in a restaurant, and we don't need that really.

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Re: Emma required

few Questions,
1/ do they have to be called Emma?? If they changed there name to Emma or if there second name was Emma, would that do? Or if male, [equal opportunities thing] emirate? /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

2/ "like a chalet girl sort of person. Crew, hostess, whatever you want to call em"
Do they get a uniform, and if so , is it one for each different job, and do they get to choice it?/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

3/Cooking, does this mean opening a packet of something, [tescos for the kids] [M&S FOR parents] and putting in oven or opening nice ready prepared salad stuff. or can they get the local restaurant to deliver? Or do they have to be able to read a cook book/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
I am sure there are other question that come to mind.
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Sorry TCM to good to ignore /forums/images/icons/wink.gif Wish you luck in your search.




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We have a fantastic Emma, called Judy, who can do all you say. But no, you're not having any contact details to poach her! Seriously, we got her from Peter Insull crew agency in antibes, they have plenty of peeps who are not fixed or tied to Antibes, and some pretty high quality Emma types imho. They will email CVs, and we just paid a one time finder's fee

Obviously nothing can beat the original Mk1 Emma, I'm just talking about trying to get as close as possible

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Re: Emma required (post deleted)

I have deleted my response. I don't care to have my words censored, especially not for such a pathetically prissy reason.


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Just a thought but why not give "Simply Ski" a ring, they must know of a few Chalet Girls looking for a summer job.

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Hiya Matt ....... I'd offer Mr B's services but i'd starve to death !

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"Hurry up with that lobster bisque Em, I need you to come and pass me my can of Fosters, I can't quite reach it"

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Blimey!!!! What a shadee looking character!!! IS that a splith in his right hand?/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
And what a big Arse.

So when are you taking me out Matt??/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/wink.gif.



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Now that really IS winding us up.

Emma is really a 15 stone ex lumberjack from Canada and this is a picture of him. Matts only WANTS us to think that she is a 20 something long legged, drop dead gorgeous blonde, who can cook and slave. As if a woman like that would realy exist. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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My wife just pointed out that she fits the bill exactly, apart from being 30 something rather than 20 something.

Mind you she's under contact to me !!!

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Yep that as well /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

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