Dogs on pontoons

[Babylon]

I certainly haven't, but please don't talk to Nev about it in front of Theo.

Nev - who sends his regards by the way - is far too well-mannered to ever let me do such a thing.

 

[Babylon]

Easier to lash down in a blow if it's in one piece?

No, but getting warmer...

 

[jimi]

Cos you can say “it’s the mutts nutz “?

 

[ashtead]

Nev - who sends his regards by the way - is far too well-mannered to ever let me do such a thing.

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how many paws does he have or are his mates hiding below -at least he’s colour blind

 

[Stemar]

Then there's the use of a mutt as an anemometer. I saw a Beaufort scale once that offered F9 - dogs blown off their chains. F11 - masters blown after their dogs.

Get dogs of different sizes and you could have
F5 - Chiahuahuas blown off their leads,
F6 - Scotties blown off their leads
F7 - Spaniels go missing
F8 - labs
F9 - Alsatians
F10 - Rottweilers
F11 - Great Danes
F12 - Newfies

 

[DJE]

Anybody else getting dog food ads with this thread?

 

[jimi]

Anybody else getting dog food ads with this thread?

Not me, adblocker is working well ;-)

 

[penfold]

That's a bit cruel, forcing your dog to wear unmatched socks.

Nev - who sends his regards by the way - is far too well-mannered to ever let me do such a thing.

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[anoccasionalyachtsman]

No, but getting warmer...

Are they supposed to be able to 'hold on' for longer?

 

[Biggles Wader]

Anybody else getting dog food ads with this thread?

Pay up unto Caesar and stop being a cheeky Chappie

 

[rib]

You may want a boxer for a guard dog.. But please no shih tzo on board ?

 

[Frank Holden]

Then there's the use of a mutt as an anemometer. I saw a Beaufort scale once that offered F9 - dogs blown off their chains. F11 - masters blown after their dogs.

Get dogs of different sizes and you could have
F5 - Chiahuahuas blown off their leads,
F6 - Scotties blown off their leads
F7 - Spaniels go missing
F8 - labs
F9 - Alsatians
F10 - Rottweilers
F11 - Great Danes
F12 - Newfies

Also useful for temperature... as in a 'two dog night' ... when you need a pair to keep you warm.

 

[Frank Holden]

Most 3-yr-olds I know can talk.

All the dogs I know understand the meaning of the word 'No!'
Problem isn't too many dogs... its too many people!

 

[Scomber]

Anybody else getting dog food ads with this thread?

No , but I got a big fresh pile of shit against our garden wall today,, no owner , no dog? Must be magic. And, no , we dont have a dog? Shovel had to be deployed?

 

[Babylon]

Sorry to hear that. Some people are just plain crap, but we all always knew that.

 

[Stemar]

Some people are just plain crap, but we all always knew that.

Indeed. Unfortunately we aren't allowed to take a shovel to them