Do 6'6" people fart more than ..

Re: Do 6\'6\" people fart more than ..

[ QUOTE ]
No...it's just that their bottoms are closer to nose height...

[/ QUOTE ] /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
Re: Do 6\'6\" people fart more than ..

Are we talking Blokes or Blokeses here.

I'm 6'2" and SWIMBO could tell you about the morning after a night at the pub, so what a 6'6" bloke's wife has to say I hate to think !!!

/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
Re: Do 6\'6\" people fart more than ..

I'm 6'6" and 18 stone and I consider myself "normal" build and I'll rip the head off anyone who says otherwise.
As far as the farting goes, no comment. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Shouldn't this be in the lounge ??
 
Re: Do 6\'6\" people fart more than ..

no.its just diet.all you guys that listen to wifes moaning about lifestyle,shes just read the latest womens mags about 5 veg and5 fruit a day.i top up with kingfisher,black label and fosters. fosters is the worst.followed by oranges. now the orange season is passed and we are into mango time and monsoon life is quieter,more rosy less smelly,even the wife comments.
should change my handle to old fart. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
Re: Do 6\'6\" people fart more than ..

You want to be caught out by going on a small boat with someone who's 6'6" and likely to fart more when below decks ?, I don't
 
Re: Do 6\'6\" people fart more than ..

[ QUOTE ]
WTF has this got to do with sailing?

[/ QUOTE ]

WTF are you asking?
 
Re: Do small Scot peeps snore more than..

[ QUOTE ]
..those of a more normal frame?

[/ QUOTE ]

This small Sassenach does.
 
Re: Do small Scot peeps snore more than..

look FC the terms "Scots peep" and "Sassenach" are mutually exclusive..
 
Re: Do small Scot peeps snore more than..

[ QUOTE ]
look FC the terms "Scots peep" and "Sassenach" are mutually exclusive..

[/ QUOTE ]
Racist Pig.
 
Re: Do 6\'6\" people fart more than ..

Two factors at work.

One. Big blokes consume more fuel and thus produce more waste –  liquid, solid and gaseous – than pipsqueaks.

Two. Big blokes aren't worried about farting, and let rip. After all, no one is likely to remonstrate with sixsix of living breathing muscle. Pipsqueaks, OTOH, are afraid of being confronted, and let out waste gas in small, controlled and sneaky leaks, farting proudly only when they've checked that there is no potential remonstrator with 100 metres downwind, and 50 up.
 
Top