Caught out by the 'Royal Male'

[Happy1]

Caught out by the \'Royal Male\'

I bought a new drysuit as a safety measure for my winter boating, I was trying it on early this morning as I wanted to check the seals. I must say it was a bit tight around the neck and the wrists, and had the front zip. Anyway I got myself in a bit of a pickle, I managed to get it on OK, but found the neck seal choking me, I was getting pretty hot inside it and decided to take it off, I had tried it on with a wooly bear and it was quite hot in there, I was sweating a bit and then got myself totally tangled trying to get the top part off. Just at that point the door bell went, I felt like hoodini and could see the mail van outside, I was waiting for a gadget and had no option but to go to the door and answer it as I didn't want SWMBO to see the parcel, I was dripping in sweat and pulled up the zipper, as I answered the door the postman/woman, I couldn't work out which gave a nice smile, I felt so embarrased. At that moment SWMBO shouted out "who is it, are you ready yet?" as I was meant to be moving a car to let her out. Anyway I tried to explain why I had this suite on at 8am, but all I got was the reply that it fitted me well and that he would not keep me any longer.

Anyway I have a large pan in the neck seal and wine bottles in the cuffs to loosen it, and I WONT be wearing it at home again /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[DepSol]

Re: Caught out by the \'Royal Male\'

LOL at last a post thats amusing. Now your known as the fetish family at the post office.

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[DeepAndy]

Re: Caught out by the \'Royal Male\'

For the neck seal , use a football

If the seal is the latex type, the rings around it are there for cutting guidance.


Andy

( commercial diver )

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[penfold]

Re: Caught out by the \'Royal Male\'

Like he sed, trim it to fit, ya daftie!

cheers,
david

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[gonfishing]

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Pete
I had you figured as a gadget geek, but this ?????
not sure my ribs can take it !!!

Julian

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[ccscott49]

Re: Caught out by the \'Royal Male\'

If these suits are anything like the offshore suits we wear, I can sympathise! But just as an aside, have a look at the neck and wrist seals, you might see some lines around them, where they can be trimmed off, to make them a little klarger, I have the same problem and have trimmed mine!

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[ccscott49]

Re: Caught out by the \'Royal Male\'

If these suits are anything like the offshore suits we wear, I can sympathise! But just as an aside, have a look at the neck and wrist seals, you might see some lines around them, where they can be trimmed off, to make them a little klarger, I have the same problem and have trimmed mine!

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[Steve_D]

Re: Caught out by the \'Royal Male\'

"If the seal is the latex type, the rings around it are there for cutting guidance."

He knows THAT stoopid he's a perfessional diver, practically
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Steve D


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[duncan]

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now be reasonable - he couldn't possibly have time to read all the instructions that come with these items - and actually use them. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Bejasus]

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they can be trimmed off, to make them a little larger, I have the same problem

You must be havin a larf..................../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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