dylanwinter
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Here too. Quality. It actually pulled my 16 year old son away from Stumbleupon.
I love rockpools
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learning all sorts of stuff here
Dylan
Recorded it but not watched yet. For those who missed it, it is repeated next week Sunday 21st April BBC4 22:00
All we have to do now is to find a way to encourage Dog Whelks to graze on the barnacles on our boats. No more antifouling![/QUOTE
here at KTL industries Inc PLC TM we are ahead of you and have employed a crack team of scientists and shepherds who are currently working on breeding and training a new breed of dog whelks which will be selling through the internet in packs of 12. You can buy the and turn them loose on your hulls to clean off all the barnacles
the plan is working very well and they can clean a 30 foot hull in two days
just one teething problem though is that once they have finished on the barnacles they are turning on the hull itself
to encourage the dog whelks to develop a healthy appetite we mixed some labrador genes into the whelks
this encourages them to eat barnacles but once they have finished they start searching the boat for the food cupboard.
all we need is another £250,000 for the next phase of the programme which is to persuade the dog whelks to come-bye and return to their polystyrene kennels to be stored in the chiller until needed again
we feel that this is a £2,000,000 a year market
please apply in confidence if you are interested in this fascinating business opportunity
yours
Dylan
chief executive KTL dog whelk training dept
All we have to do now is to find a way to encourage Dog Whelks to graze on the barnacles on our boats. No more antifouling![/QUOTE
here at KTL industries Inc PLC TM we are ahead of yoou and have employed a crack team of scientists and shepherds who are currently working on breeding and training a new breed of dog whelks which will be selling through the internet in packs of 12. You can buy the and turn them loose on your hulls to clean off all the barnacles
the plan is working very well and they can clean a 30 foot hull in two days
just one teething problem though is that once they have finished on the barnacles they are turning on the hull itself
all we need is another £250,000 for the next phase of the programme which is to persuade the dog whelks to come-bye and return to their polystyrene kennels to be stored in the chiller until needed again
we feel that this is a £2,000,000 a year market
please apply in confidence if you are interested in this fascinating business opportunity
yours
Dylan
chief executive KTL dog welk training dept
I'll have some of what Dylan's on!![]()
Dylan,
How many square feet will a pack of 12 cover? A technical info sheet would be nice please?
All we have to do now is to find a way to encourage Dog Whelks to graze on the barnacles on our boats. No more antifouling![/QUOTE
here at KTL industries Inc PLC TM we are ahead of you and have employed a crack team of scientists and shepherds who are currently working on breeding and training a new breed of dog whelks which will be selling through the internet in packs of 12. You can buy the and turn them loose on your hulls to clean off all the barnacles
the plan is working very well and they can clean a 30 foot hull in two days
just one teething problem though is that once they have finished on the barnacles they are turning on the hull itself
to encourage the dog whelks to develop a healthy appetite we mixed some labrador genes into the whelks
this encourages them to eat barnacles but once they have finished they start searching the boat for the food cupboard.
all we need is another £250,000 for the next phase of the programme which is to persuade the dog whelks to come-bye and return to their polystyrene kennels to be stored in the chiller until needed again
we feel that this is a £2,000,000 a year market
please apply in confidence if you are interested in this fascinating business opportunity
yours
Dylan
chief executive KTL dog whelk training dept
Dylan,
I have an idea for another RockpoolAPP: a small crew of trained Patella. They will be trained to come out and graze when the boat is moored or anchored. That way, all the plant (seaweed) growth will be efficiently removed from the hull. As soon as you start moving, they are trained to retreat back into their specially adapted "holes" so that they do not interfere with the hull's hydrodynamic properties.
You can market different Patella strains with different shell features optimized for different sailing needs (cruising, racing, sitting in marinas...). Glitzy versions with blue LEDs on their shells will enable you to monitor their activities.
Can I join your company?
TT
It's unusual to find a programme suitable for grown-ups these days and a pleasure to watch someone more interested in his subject than himself.
His book "Trilobites" is also very interesting, in spite of its unpromising title. His name is Richard Fortey.