Words of wisdom

[Matrosen]

Definition of a head wind. The wind that blows from your destination.


In the Med we motor from gale to gale.


In the Med we have following head winds. Where ever you go there is a head wind.

 

[boatmike]

He who laughs last gets nose punched
There is no such thing as a free launch
The wages of sin are usually negotiable
Looking a gift horse in the mouth is preferable to being at the other end of the horse
The meek shall inherit the earth, but only when everyone else has finished with it.
There is no fool like a------- No forget that one!

 

[Becky]

Avoid, at all costs, cars driven by men wearing hats.


Check it out, you will be amazed how often they instigate trouble, even if they don't quite get involved.!

 

[StugeronSteve]

Never let your ding dongs dangle in the dust!

 

[Deleted member 478]

a vast collection of wisdom

 

[beancounter]

Resistance is useless (if < 1 ohm)

Never hit a man with glasses - use your fist

Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.

There are three types of people - those who can count and those who can't

On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten

 

[Stemar]

Always speak with words that are soft and sweet, for you never know when you may have to eat them.

 

[Danny_Labrador]

The flat roofed pub advice is right, I feel it instinctively, but why ?????

 

[Danny_Labrador]

Life's like a [censored] sandwich..........the more bread you have the better it tastes.

 

[tcm]

Re: supplemental to becky

also avoid any driver with both hands on the wheel.

 

[ZuidWester]

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? NM

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[billmacfarlane]

Never trust a salesman who wears white shoes. God knows why, but I went to SBS one year and the Hanse saleman was wearing white deck shoes and I wouldn't have trusted him a millimetre.

 

[ColdFusion]

During a colregs discussion:
"At the end of the day, it doesn't matter who was right, it's who's left that matters"

This one's an oldie, but:
"Never trust a man with nothing to lose"

 

[CliveG]

Re: More Words of wisdom

The only people that don't make mistakes are those that don't do anything.

I love work, I can watch it all day.

 

[Sammo]

Re: More Words of wisdom

if god the gift he gi us.
to see ourselves as others see us.

...................

 

[Nickel]

Never go anywhere for the first time!
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Wisest words ever spoken!

 

[Spuddy]

never pat a burning dog.

As said by Ronnie Scott apparently

 

[30boat]

If at first you don't succeed try a bigger hammer.

 

[poter]

Well singin achuly just here

 

[Sgeir]

[ QUOTE ]
As said by Ronnie Scott apparently

[/ QUOTE ]"That tune was called .... err, I'll have to stop smoking that stuff. The next one's is similar. Same notes, different order". Ronnie Scott

"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad." Euripides