jimi
Well-known member
What short words of wisdom have you received that is worth passing on?
Mine is:
"Never drink in a pub with a flat roof!"
Mine is:
"Never drink in a pub with a flat roof!"
Words of wisdom
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FlyingDutchman
New member
What is wrong with a pub with a flat roof???
Guess the beer is the same!
Mine is:
I say like this: I say nothing.
Guess the beer is the same!
Mine is:
I say like this: I say nothing.
iangrant
New member
Never trust a skinny chef,
Be careful approaching scotsmen in funny hats
Never trust a man called julie
don't take some of the tosh on this board too seriously.
Ian
Be careful approaching scotsmen in funny hats
Never trust a man called julie
don't take some of the tosh on this board too seriously.
Ian
Rowana
Two steps lower than the ships' cat
If all else fails, read the instructions ! ! !
Rowana
Two steps lower than the ships' cat
Another favourite
A closed mouth gathers no foot ! ! !
A closed mouth gathers no foot ! ! !
SlowlyButSurely
Active member
A pub with a flat roof probably won't have a cellar.
FlyingDutchman
New member
You have probably in pubs too much: now you see everything upside down!
tcm
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flat roof inside info
ah, but that's not how to read the advice. It means that you shouldn't drink in a pub if your companion is in fact a flat roof. Probably because the flat roof won't fit in the door, or perhaps flat roofs are notoriously heavy drinkers, or (most likely) cos they won't stand their round.
ah, but that's not how to read the advice. It means that you shouldn't drink in a pub if your companion is in fact a flat roof. Probably because the flat roof won't fit in the door, or perhaps flat roofs are notoriously heavy drinkers, or (most likely) cos they won't stand their round.
jimi
Well-known member
Re: flat roof inside info
yes and even worse than the flat roof companion is the shed head
Check this ot for head shed danger
yes and even worse than the flat roof companion is the shed head
Check this ot for head shed danger
Goodge
Member
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wright's made an aeroplane !
claymore
Well-known member
Never trust a man with rimless glasses who wears suede shoes and a corduroy jacket - especially if he smokes a curly pipe
Evadne
Active member
You know you're getting older when ten years ago isn't as long ago as it used to be.
FullCircle
Well-known member
DUCK!!!!
TheBoatman
New member
When you finally think you know it all, you're probably dead?
Never trust boaters that shout "we're racing"
Avoid computer software that says "quick and simple to install and use".
Avoid computer nerds that quote the above!
Stay well clear of sailing boats wearing defaced blues, pipe smoking skippers wearing Bretton caps, especially if found in narrow fairways.
Always trust skippers that look like they have been dragged through a hedge backwards or are carrying tool boxes. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Never trust boaters that shout "we're racing"
Avoid computer software that says "quick and simple to install and use".
Avoid computer nerds that quote the above!
Stay well clear of sailing boats wearing defaced blues, pipe smoking skippers wearing Bretton caps, especially if found in narrow fairways.
Always trust skippers that look like they have been dragged through a hedge backwards or are carrying tool boxes. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Sammo
New member
Be nice to your kids, - they decide what home you go into.
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Evadne
Active member
The definition of bug-free, user friendly software: Obsolete.
Mirelle
N/A
Cross the river before reviling the crocodile's mother!
Superstrath
New member
On knives, I like telling my kids this:
Never cut towards yourself,
Always cut towards your friend.
Alistair
Never cut towards yourself,
Always cut towards your friend.
Alistair
powerskipper
Well-known member
Mums know best!
Beagle
New member
Old Dutch saying: If it looks like poop, smells like it and even taste like it.... it probably is poop!
