tillergirl
Well-known member
It was bad enough to have to gaze upon the awfulness of the Moody something DS earlier this year but now to have to look at the Nautiner 30 as well (see ST page 4) is too much for a man with taste to endure.
Enough is enough. Ye Gods and Little Fishes is there no end to the ugly abominations that reasonable people have to endure. It's all right for the owners; they can't see them. Oh someone will be along and say its me but it isn't you know. It's ugly. I've put the following words from the report through Babel Fish (Scribble into English) translation:
"a different class of boat is emerging that breaks with this (if it looks right, it probably is) tradition" = "brace yourself, this is going to shock you"
"Okay, so her topsides look pretty slabby" = "It's pretty ugly"
""It's can't be all bad can it?" = "It's very bad"
"This slightly truncated looking boat could be mistaken ....." = "This really really ugly boat could be mistaken for a concrete dolphin"
"A chemical toilet is standard, but for £1,155 more they'll fit a (small) sea toilet" = "The builders have a sense of humour; if you buy this boat modelled on a toilet, they'll rip you off by fitting another one inside"
PS Note to Forum Members - I will fit a sea toilet in a boat for £750!
"Navigation station - one might think at first glance that this is just a token effort" = "the navigation station is just a token effort"
"Heads - Just poking my nose in during a test it looks fine, but I know in my heart that I'd have to be pretty desperate to attempt a shower in these heads" = Babel Fish error - this appears to have been written in English and not Scribble. No translation possible
"I doubt I would survive without multiple bruising and a sense of humour failure" = "I've seen the last person to use the heads and he is now as ugly as the boat"
"Considering there five of us on baord, the Natiner was surprisingly stiff" = "Perhaps she is a concrete dolphin after all"
"She spins on a sixpence - your only worry will be not losing the crew" = "Anybody you can get to come on this boat will problem have terminal good taste failure. Expect them to be clumsy"
Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Enough is enough. Ye Gods and Little Fishes is there no end to the ugly abominations that reasonable people have to endure. It's all right for the owners; they can't see them. Oh someone will be along and say its me but it isn't you know. It's ugly. I've put the following words from the report through Babel Fish (Scribble into English) translation:
"a different class of boat is emerging that breaks with this (if it looks right, it probably is) tradition" = "brace yourself, this is going to shock you"
"Okay, so her topsides look pretty slabby" = "It's pretty ugly"
""It's can't be all bad can it?" = "It's very bad"
"This slightly truncated looking boat could be mistaken ....." = "This really really ugly boat could be mistaken for a concrete dolphin"
"A chemical toilet is standard, but for £1,155 more they'll fit a (small) sea toilet" = "The builders have a sense of humour; if you buy this boat modelled on a toilet, they'll rip you off by fitting another one inside"
PS Note to Forum Members - I will fit a sea toilet in a boat for £750!
"Navigation station - one might think at first glance that this is just a token effort" = "the navigation station is just a token effort"
"Heads - Just poking my nose in during a test it looks fine, but I know in my heart that I'd have to be pretty desperate to attempt a shower in these heads" = Babel Fish error - this appears to have been written in English and not Scribble. No translation possible
"I doubt I would survive without multiple bruising and a sense of humour failure" = "I've seen the last person to use the heads and he is now as ugly as the boat"
"Considering there five of us on baord, the Natiner was surprisingly stiff" = "Perhaps she is a concrete dolphin after all"
"She spins on a sixpence - your only worry will be not losing the crew" = "Anybody you can get to come on this boat will problem have terminal good taste failure. Expect them to be clumsy"
Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
