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What\'s in a name?
What's in a name....
MEN'S NAMES
Aaron ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
Adrian small todger, probably gay.
Alan shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex cute but a liar and a cheater.
Amir dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
Andrew usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Antonio has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold loser.
Arthur hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley wanker who's losing his hair.
Barry lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.
Ben kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.
Bert looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards and chews with his
mouth open.
Bob quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon good looking but uses girls.
Brendan superman on steroids and speed (err, OK, I edited this one! <G>)
Brett worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy.
Bryan sexy, but stupid
Bronsen annoying and never grows up
Bruce stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Calvin immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron Australian, like Bruce.
Carl thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad cute, sensitive and very studly
Charles can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christopher soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and
kisses like a washing machine.
Christian very sexy and seductive, full of his self.
Clark hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Clive very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.
Cole nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Colin lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig the lights on but no ones at home.
Damon total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!
Darren charming, but sleeps with men.
Daryl smells bad, has no real mates.
David hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!
Dave extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean full of himself and thinks with his ****.
Dennis either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek has a great sense of humour, and blow
Dominic hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don dickhead.
Doug has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew bad
Duncan hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan horny bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
Elliott full of himself.
Eric shy.
Ewan a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank "different"
Fred sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.
Gareth sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like s*** also a wanker.
Glen the sweetest guy
Graeme very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham will screw anything.
Grant HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harry has back hair.
Harvey cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.
Hayden tries hard.
Henry has gay like movements frequently. likes to run every where. would screw welli
boots.
Howard likes small breasts
Ian really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!
Ivor militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Jack stupid but hot, always alright.
Jake shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie scum of the earth.
James built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.
Jason big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullshit.
Jay very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff really ugly.
Jerome gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse unpopular and needs to move on.
Jim sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel arse.
John has no friends or life
Jolyon absolute raving homosexual.
Jon countless two timer and bully.
Jonathon loud, sex mad and great with it
Jordan sexy but weird in bed.
Jose hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh full of himself, fun.
Junior hottie and totally good at football.
Justin aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.
Judith Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.
Kain the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
Kane an absolute and complete arsehole.
Kevin always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis.
Keith good person to talk to when you have a problem
Kenneth very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kurt can kick anyone's arse.
Kyle hornball who eats too many corn chips.
Lance Plays with his penis cos no one else will.
Larry cute but wannabe player with big arse.
Laurie short and funny looking.
Lee girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
Lewis lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
Lyndon can always be found in bed or in the pub.
Liam loud mouthed arsehole.
Lorenzo fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas fat loser that dates other men.
Luke seems to be sweet. bit of a tosser though.
Malcolm tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Marc an idiot, who can't spell. would do anything for sex.
Mark wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard.
Matt likes drink and is full of s***.
Mathew has less brains than a donkey does in one of it's hoofs. thinks constantly about
porn.
Michael very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.
Mick always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mike shag muffin.
Mohammed small penis.
Morgan the only thing that is big is his ego.
Nathan stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick nice
Neil sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
Oliver likes men but is in denial.
Oscar loser.
Owen cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Phillip stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Rhys great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
Richard can't see his feet as balls are too big.
Ricky ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki the f^$king greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy... no faults at all.
Rob constantly watches porn.
Ron spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his
own arse.
Roy total loser and computer genius.
Rupert arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole.
Ryan tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam wannabe sex machine.
Scott has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.
Sean has small testicles and no friends.
Seth so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now)
Shannon the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
Shaun bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks.
Spencer loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.
Steve popular and funny & hung like a donkey.
Stuart droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
Ted hairy, sensitive and a great shag.
Teddy great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.
Tim hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby best blow ever.
Tom extremely arrogant.
Tommy no
Tony hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the arse
Travis fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy cute and popular.
Taylor happy, laughing hyena.
Warren cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will wishes he were popular.
William tall, dark and handsom. ie when it's dark, he is handsom and tall.
Zach sweet and polite and adorable.
Zack thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego.
Zahid devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
WOMEN'S
NAMES
Ada blue haired, smells of wee.
Aimee Likes to strut her stuff, though theres not much 2 do so. Likes to play with cheese.
Aimz Like italian breakfast bread rolls. hollow on the inside. would die to screw a lamar.
Aisha laughs like a hyena, fantastic in bed. likes tic
Alexandra Smart kick ass chic.
Alison bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
Amanda IQ tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag though.
Amberley queen of ice, no friends with a nasty mean streak. More than likely a lesbian but
nice teeth
Amy devious, likes being on top, never stays the night
Aimz limited intelligence.
Andrea small breasts, drinks pints.
Angela Vain, hairstyle more important than oxygen. Hangs around toilets.
Anna has eyes bigger than her stomach. but her waistline shows it.
Annabelle doesn't wear knickers.
Annette she's BIG.
Anne looks like a horse, can't drive.
Anouska shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.
Beatie she would rather jump out of a plane with out a parashoot than having to pick up a
spider.
Belinda pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
Beryl repressed alcoholic.
Betty makes simple tasks seem like brain surgery.
Beverley trapped in an eighties timewarp.
Bianca ginger.
Bridgette eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
Britney falsely improved, no use to society.
Camilla replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Carina looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
Carol into everything you've only ever read about. Coin
Caroline into threesomes. Likes doggy style. Always up for it.
Carly the sexiest bitch in the world!!!!!!
Carli pretty but more mouth and flirting than action in the bedroom.
Casey painful lay, naïve but with a sense of humour, possibly once a man
Catherine attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Claire perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.
Celine emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
Charlotte enjoys tea and cake, can sing the national anthem.
Cheryl can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. Has many ways with the boys
Christina hasn't got much of a life due to being a boring person. likes cammels.
Christine likes men in uniform, never warm.
Claudia highly annoying. finds it hard to keep friends.
Daisy virgin.
Danni should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
Dawn gets up early, smells of chips.
Deborah bites the pillow, uses both hands.
DeeDee cannot understand why no one else masturbates in Ikea.
Denise sits on cat's eyes, wears too much make up.
Diane enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society.
Donna 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
Doris purple haired, stinks of wee.
Elaine rides sidesaddle, drinks meths.
Eleanor centre of attention when she walks into a room,not always for the good. has the
gift of gab.
Elizabeth born to perform, hates chickens.
Ellie far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.
Emily wears odd socks but that doesn't mean shes not cute!
Emma gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
Estelle likes wombles, eats grass.
Esther plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
Faith legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.
Faye wears wellies, can't swim.
Felicity she'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts
Fiona female mud wrestler, gives head.
Frances gives oral for a one pence peice. but loves to sow.
Frankie would make it as a farmer. people say she needs to shower more.
Gail farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
Gayleen big tall woman who talks 'bleep' all day.
Gaynor lesbian.
Gem like an arm chair. comfotable, loved, odd.
Gemma practically perfect in everyway. Loved by everyone. Good listener and friend.
Geraldine too posh for her own good, likes flying.
Gillian dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
Gina eternal mother, eats nappies.
Glenda eats children, hates smoking.
Georgina wants to be a man.
Grace blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
Hannah needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
Harriet has a brain somewhere, will prob end up living on pizza.
Hayley lives on dads beers, is lazy bitch.
Heather shags like a freight train, a screamer.
Helen loves sleeping and alcohol and is work shy.
Heidi the hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.
Hilary frigid bitch. Thinks money grows on trees.
Holly prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
Ina drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
Ingrid right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
Jackie heroin addict, sold her child.
Janet soft, warm and really cuddly. Good shag.
Jane enjoys wanking men (or women).
Jasmine smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
Jemma does anal, wears too much eye make
Jennifer huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
Jerrica a bitch thinks she's good
Jessica virgin, always will be.
Joanne moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up!
Jodie absolutely perfect in every way, every group of friends should have one!
Joy would make a good exotic dancer. men love her.
Judith big eyes, big tits.
Judy huge tits, married to an arse.
Julia innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes.
Justine massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.
Julie jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.
Karen too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.
Katie big feet, shags men over 50.
Kate talks complete bollocks all the time, scavenger.
Katherine is a follower. doomed to be successful but not compleatly happy.would fight for a
tea cosy.
Kelly smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
Kerry perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.
Kimberley wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke and wears a wig.
Kirsty eats live moles, can't dance.
Kylie can't sing but who cares.
Lana hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
Lara action packed, never seen naked.
Laura likes Max power magazine, can't drive.
Lauren pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
Leah likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
Lena eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
Leslie likes bondage, hates men.
Linda perfect in every way
Lindsay likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
Lisa will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.
Livvy pink, prim and perfect. people find this annoying.
Liz good looking, definately one to shag.
Lorraine constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies.
Louisa sensible head on her shoulders. collects socks.
Louise real babe, bright too, I'd drink her bath water.
Lucy strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. theif.
Madeline drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
Maggie trainspotter, likes plaid.
Margaret lovely mother, very generous.
Maria bangs like a barn door.
Marie life's slapper. Likes men to do DIY.
Marina no get up and go, rusty underwear.
Marilyn eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
Martina ugly lesbian.
Martine can't act, can't sing, nice tits.
Matilda likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
Mary gets hurt easily.
Meg cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
Megan loves nature, cares more for trees than people. radical and gets things done.
Melanie can hold two bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
Melissa eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.
Meryl dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
Michaela likes animals, should make a video with them.
Michelle wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
Marsha big butt, small brain.
Monica doesn't swallow, should have.
Naomi wannabe diva, more of a diver.
Nancy white hair, remembers manners.
Natalie eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.
Natasha could use a face lift but is a sweet loyal friend
Nell hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
Nicola slapper, alcoholic in denial.
Nicole girls hate her, men use her and dump her.
Nikki loved up, eats cucumbers.
Nina stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.
Nisha hs a deep interest in the YMCA. falls in love easily.
Olga you can park a bike in her arsecrack, excessive facial hair.
Olivia neutron bomb.
Pamela gives amazing head, made of plastic.
Pat forest forager, likes wild boar.
Paula transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.
Penelope pit stop queen, likes men to be stiff.
Penny burps like a man, lives in dungerees and gets told to shut up alot.
Phillippa butt ugly lesbian.
Priscilla likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
Rachel amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.
Rebecca hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
Rhia alcoholic, goes after mingers.
Rosie can be prickly, good head
Rula she measures up well.
Sacha believes carrots make you see in the dark, likes crotcheless knickers &
malteasers.
Sadie stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
Sally drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
Samantha loves her brother, has four deformed children.
Sandra shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
Sarah hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.
Selina doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
Sharon shags like a locomotive, yo
Shirley can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.
Sian does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
Simone used to be a shot putter from Cardiff.
Sonya dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a carrier.
Sophie brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.
Stacey likes crotchless jeans and arseless Speedo's.
Steffi closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
Steph is a pretty, loved by her family and prince charming, has it all i.e spoilt daddy's
princess.
Stephanie eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
Sue totally gorgeous!
Tanya hot minx, too short.
Tara upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.
Tiffany annoying and clingy. but makes up for it by being damn fit.
Tash lives about 10 seconds behind everyone in the world but makes up for it with her
tits
Tina face like a smacked arse, should eat less.
Tori lives in a hedge, can't water ski.
Tracy easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.
Tracey lesbian.
Ursula likes puppies, in curry.
Vic Likes to go commando. dreams of futures with lots of leather and men in thongs.
Victoria too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.
Vicky likes Yoga and Men.Perfect in everyway. known to be very loud.
Vikki wears too much lipstick to taste food. runs after dumbarsed guys who don’t like
her.
Wendy possibly a man.
Zara face like an elephant's backside. cant see her toes from breast enhancements.
Zoe talentless rock chick.
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What's in a name....
MEN'S NAMES
Aaron ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
Adrian small todger, probably gay.
Alan shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex cute but a liar and a cheater.
Amir dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
Andrew usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Antonio has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold loser.
Arthur hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley wanker who's losing his hair.
Barry lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.
Ben kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.
Bert looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards and chews with his
mouth open.
Bob quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon good looking but uses girls.
Brendan superman on steroids and speed (err, OK, I edited this one! <G>)
Brett worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy.
Bryan sexy, but stupid
Bronsen annoying and never grows up
Bruce stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Calvin immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron Australian, like Bruce.
Carl thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad cute, sensitive and very studly
Charles can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christopher soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and
kisses like a washing machine.
Christian very sexy and seductive, full of his self.
Clark hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Clive very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.
Cole nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Colin lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig the lights on but no ones at home.
Damon total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!
Darren charming, but sleeps with men.
Daryl smells bad, has no real mates.
David hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!
Dave extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean full of himself and thinks with his ****.
Dennis either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek has a great sense of humour, and blow
Dominic hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don dickhead.
Doug has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew bad
Duncan hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan horny bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
Elliott full of himself.
Eric shy.
Ewan a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank "different"
Fred sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.
Gareth sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like s*** also a wanker.
Glen the sweetest guy
Graeme very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham will screw anything.
Grant HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harry has back hair.
Harvey cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.
Hayden tries hard.
Henry has gay like movements frequently. likes to run every where. would screw welli
boots.
Howard likes small breasts
Ian really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!
Ivor militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Jack stupid but hot, always alright.
Jake shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie scum of the earth.
James built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.
Jason big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullshit.
Jay very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff really ugly.
Jerome gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse unpopular and needs to move on.
Jim sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel arse.
John has no friends or life
Jolyon absolute raving homosexual.
Jon countless two timer and bully.
Jonathon loud, sex mad and great with it
Jordan sexy but weird in bed.
Jose hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh full of himself, fun.
Junior hottie and totally good at football.
Justin aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.
Judith Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.
Kain the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
Kane an absolute and complete arsehole.
Kevin always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis.
Keith good person to talk to when you have a problem
Kenneth very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kurt can kick anyone's arse.
Kyle hornball who eats too many corn chips.
Lance Plays with his penis cos no one else will.
Larry cute but wannabe player with big arse.
Laurie short and funny looking.
Lee girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
Lewis lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
Lyndon can always be found in bed or in the pub.
Liam loud mouthed arsehole.
Lorenzo fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas fat loser that dates other men.
Luke seems to be sweet. bit of a tosser though.
Malcolm tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Marc an idiot, who can't spell. would do anything for sex.
Mark wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard.
Matt likes drink and is full of s***.
Mathew has less brains than a donkey does in one of it's hoofs. thinks constantly about
porn.
Michael very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.
Mick always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mike shag muffin.
Mohammed small penis.
Morgan the only thing that is big is his ego.
Nathan stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick nice
Neil sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
Oliver likes men but is in denial.
Oscar loser.
Owen cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Phillip stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Rhys great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
Richard can't see his feet as balls are too big.
Ricky ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki the f^$king greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy... no faults at all.
Rob constantly watches porn.
Ron spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his
own arse.
Roy total loser and computer genius.
Rupert arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole.
Ryan tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam wannabe sex machine.
Scott has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.
Sean has small testicles and no friends.
Seth so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now)
Shannon the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
Shaun bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks.
Spencer loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.
Steve popular and funny & hung like a donkey.
Stuart droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
Ted hairy, sensitive and a great shag.
Teddy great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.
Tim hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby best blow ever.
Tom extremely arrogant.
Tommy no
Tony hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the arse
Travis fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy cute and popular.
Taylor happy, laughing hyena.
Warren cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will wishes he were popular.
William tall, dark and handsom. ie when it's dark, he is handsom and tall.
Zach sweet and polite and adorable.
Zack thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego.
Zahid devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
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NAMES
Ada blue haired, smells of wee.
Aimee Likes to strut her stuff, though theres not much 2 do so. Likes to play with cheese.
Aimz Like italian breakfast bread rolls. hollow on the inside. would die to screw a lamar.
Aisha laughs like a hyena, fantastic in bed. likes tic
Alexandra Smart kick ass chic.
Alison bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
Amanda IQ tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag though.
Amberley queen of ice, no friends with a nasty mean streak. More than likely a lesbian but
nice teeth
Amy devious, likes being on top, never stays the night
Aimz limited intelligence.
Andrea small breasts, drinks pints.
Angela Vain, hairstyle more important than oxygen. Hangs around toilets.
Anna has eyes bigger than her stomach. but her waistline shows it.
Annabelle doesn't wear knickers.
Annette she's BIG.
Anne looks like a horse, can't drive.
Anouska shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.
Beatie she would rather jump out of a plane with out a parashoot than having to pick up a
spider.
Belinda pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
Beryl repressed alcoholic.
Betty makes simple tasks seem like brain surgery.
Beverley trapped in an eighties timewarp.
Bianca ginger.
Bridgette eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
Britney falsely improved, no use to society.
Camilla replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Carina looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
Carol into everything you've only ever read about. Coin
Caroline into threesomes. Likes doggy style. Always up for it.
Carly the sexiest bitch in the world!!!!!!
Carli pretty but more mouth and flirting than action in the bedroom.
Casey painful lay, naïve but with a sense of humour, possibly once a man
Catherine attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Claire perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.
Celine emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
Charlotte enjoys tea and cake, can sing the national anthem.
Cheryl can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. Has many ways with the boys
Christina hasn't got much of a life due to being a boring person. likes cammels.
Christine likes men in uniform, never warm.
Claudia highly annoying. finds it hard to keep friends.
Daisy virgin.
Danni should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
Dawn gets up early, smells of chips.
Deborah bites the pillow, uses both hands.
DeeDee cannot understand why no one else masturbates in Ikea.
Denise sits on cat's eyes, wears too much make up.
Diane enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society.
Donna 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
Doris purple haired, stinks of wee.
Elaine rides sidesaddle, drinks meths.
Eleanor centre of attention when she walks into a room,not always for the good. has the
gift of gab.
Elizabeth born to perform, hates chickens.
Ellie far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.
Emily wears odd socks but that doesn't mean shes not cute!
Emma gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
Estelle likes wombles, eats grass.
Esther plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
Faith legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.
Faye wears wellies, can't swim.
Felicity she'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts
Fiona female mud wrestler, gives head.
Frances gives oral for a one pence peice. but loves to sow.
Frankie would make it as a farmer. people say she needs to shower more.
Gail farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
Gayleen big tall woman who talks 'bleep' all day.
Gaynor lesbian.
Gem like an arm chair. comfotable, loved, odd.
Gemma practically perfect in everyway. Loved by everyone. Good listener and friend.
Geraldine too posh for her own good, likes flying.
Gillian dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
Gina eternal mother, eats nappies.
Glenda eats children, hates smoking.
Georgina wants to be a man.
Grace blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
Hannah needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
Harriet has a brain somewhere, will prob end up living on pizza.
Hayley lives on dads beers, is lazy bitch.
Heather shags like a freight train, a screamer.
Helen loves sleeping and alcohol and is work shy.
Heidi the hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.
Hilary frigid bitch. Thinks money grows on trees.
Holly prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
Ina drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
Ingrid right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
Jackie heroin addict, sold her child.
Janet soft, warm and really cuddly. Good shag.
Jane enjoys wanking men (or women).
Jasmine smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
Jemma does anal, wears too much eye make
Jennifer huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
Jerrica a bitch thinks she's good
Jessica virgin, always will be.
Joanne moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up!
Jodie absolutely perfect in every way, every group of friends should have one!
Joy would make a good exotic dancer. men love her.
Judith big eyes, big tits.
Judy huge tits, married to an arse.
Julia innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes.
Justine massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.
Julie jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.
Karen too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.
Katie big feet, shags men over 50.
Kate talks complete bollocks all the time, scavenger.
Katherine is a follower. doomed to be successful but not compleatly happy.would fight for a
tea cosy.
Kelly smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
Kerry perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.
Kimberley wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke and wears a wig.
Kirsty eats live moles, can't dance.
Kylie can't sing but who cares.
Lana hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
Lara action packed, never seen naked.
Laura likes Max power magazine, can't drive.
Lauren pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
Leah likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
Lena eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
Leslie likes bondage, hates men.
Linda perfect in every way
Lindsay likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
Lisa will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.
Livvy pink, prim and perfect. people find this annoying.
Liz good looking, definately one to shag.
Lorraine constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies.
Louisa sensible head on her shoulders. collects socks.
Louise real babe, bright too, I'd drink her bath water.
Lucy strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. theif.
Madeline drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
Maggie trainspotter, likes plaid.
Margaret lovely mother, very generous.
Maria bangs like a barn door.
Marie life's slapper. Likes men to do DIY.
Marina no get up and go, rusty underwear.
Marilyn eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
Martina ugly lesbian.
Martine can't act, can't sing, nice tits.
Matilda likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
Mary gets hurt easily.
Meg cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
Megan loves nature, cares more for trees than people. radical and gets things done.
Melanie can hold two bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
Melissa eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.
Meryl dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
Michaela likes animals, should make a video with them.
Michelle wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
Marsha big butt, small brain.
Monica doesn't swallow, should have.
Naomi wannabe diva, more of a diver.
Nancy white hair, remembers manners.
Natalie eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.
Natasha could use a face lift but is a sweet loyal friend
Nell hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
Nicola slapper, alcoholic in denial.
Nicole girls hate her, men use her and dump her.
Nikki loved up, eats cucumbers.
Nina stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.
Nisha hs a deep interest in the YMCA. falls in love easily.
Olga you can park a bike in her arsecrack, excessive facial hair.
Olivia neutron bomb.
Pamela gives amazing head, made of plastic.
Pat forest forager, likes wild boar.
Paula transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.
Penelope pit stop queen, likes men to be stiff.
Penny burps like a man, lives in dungerees and gets told to shut up alot.
Phillippa butt ugly lesbian.
Priscilla likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
Rachel amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.
Rebecca hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
Rhia alcoholic, goes after mingers.
Rosie can be prickly, good head
Rula she measures up well.
Sacha believes carrots make you see in the dark, likes crotcheless knickers &
malteasers.
Sadie stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
Sally drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
Samantha loves her brother, has four deformed children.
Sandra shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
Sarah hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.
Selina doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
Sharon shags like a locomotive, yo
Shirley can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.
Sian does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
Simone used to be a shot putter from Cardiff.
Sonya dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a carrier.
Sophie brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.
Stacey likes crotchless jeans and arseless Speedo's.
Steffi closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
Steph is a pretty, loved by her family and prince charming, has it all i.e spoilt daddy's
princess.
Stephanie eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
Sue totally gorgeous!
Tanya hot minx, too short.
Tara upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.
Tiffany annoying and clingy. but makes up for it by being damn fit.
Tash lives about 10 seconds behind everyone in the world but makes up for it with her
tits
Tina face like a smacked arse, should eat less.
Tori lives in a hedge, can't water ski.
Tracy easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.
Tracey lesbian.
Ursula likes puppies, in curry.
Vic Likes to go commando. dreams of futures with lots of leather and men in thongs.
Victoria too smart for her own good and is insensitive to others.
Vicky likes Yoga and Men.Perfect in everyway. known to be very loud.
Vikki wears too much lipstick to taste food. runs after dumbarsed guys who don’t like
her.
Wendy possibly a man.
Zara face like an elephant's backside. cant see her toes from breast enhancements.
Zoe talentless rock chick.
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