Vomen Vonted

[Bismark]

I haf a problem .. vomen avoid me cos I smell like a sausage. Iv I get a bigger boat vill zat solve ze problem?

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[3reefs]

I am confused!

If smelling like a sausage is the problem, why would getting a bigger boat provide the solution?

Perhaps smelling like a tasty sausage might be the answer: eat lots of Mint, Sage or Garlic?

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[Bismark]

Zmeling like ze zausage is not ze problem, lack ov vomen iz! I vant a babe magnet and iz a bigger boat a bigger draw? If zo zen I vill get a biggun cos I like my zausages.

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[paulineb]

I think you should getting a bigger sausage rather than a bigger boat - and make sure it doesn't smell !!!!

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[longjohnsilver]

But he only has a chipolata not a cumberland.

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[Bismark]

vell, part ov ze delight ov a sausage is ze smell,az vell az ze zeeing, az vell az ze tazte. To de-olealafactate ze zausage vould be ze Herr Ezzay

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[Dave_Snelson]

Where do I buy a \"gorm\"?

Most women say I'm gormless, therefore to be gormless is to be without a gorm.

What is a gorm and where can I buy one?


(as lifted from an excellent 1960's Candid Camera episode)

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[paulineb]

Well if you insist on continuing to have a smelly sausage, perhaps you do need a bigger boat after all. The bigger the better, leaving plenty of fresh air between you and her

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[jimi]

Re: Where do I buy a \"gorm\"?

There are several types of Gorm, one is a big pile of stones in Scotland called Cairn Gorm another is <A target="_blank" HREF=http://gorm.com/> here </A> hope that helps!!

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[Bejasus]

Re: Where do I buy a \"gorm\"?

Well done Jimi on the Danish connection, I was also about to say it is also the name of a large offshore Danish oilfield complex.

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[Dave_Snelson]

Re: Where do I buy a \"gorm\"?

Thats excellent!

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[Broads_Girl]

Tell me more. Send picture of boat.

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[Bismark]

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[Broads_Girl]

OHHHHHHHHH

Oh my that is a big one.

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[nicho]

Nein!! Vot you need is a bigger sausage my friend!

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[Bismark]

Here are der view of my vavoureete theengs

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