Seven Spades
Well-Known Member
Hmm, what would be the reaction if you shone one right back?
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We have just had our seventh visit of the year from the rubber suited boys and girls of the UK Borders Agency and we are rapidly losing our sense of humour!
and I tryed telephone them . first 2 numbers i used where answering machine saying no one in the office , next number " we are open form 9am till 12 am" next one was the press offices " sorry we under staff and can't answer your question " at that point i give up
Don't get any excitement like that up here in NE Scotland, probably too cold for 'em.
You complain to the Information Commissioner...If it is a legal requirement for them to respond to these requests in a given time frame, who is responsible for starting the prosecution proceedings if / when they fail to meet their legal requirements?
Originally Posted by dukes4monny
...If it is a legal requirement for them to respond to these requests in a given time frame, who is responsible for starting the prosecution proceedings if / when they fail to meet their legal requirements?
You complain to the Information Commissioner
Quote: What evidence can you show that private yachts on coastal passages in home waters are required to carry "documents related to the ownership and registration of the vessel.. and the people who are in control of that vessel"?
Send it as an FOI request, they then have 20 working days to answer.
And how many complaints have you made to the ICO to enable you to support that opinion?And after you have jumped through all the Information Commissioner's hoops, his staff will "investigate" and will almost certainly decide that UKBA have a perfectly good reason not to answer your request. If you are really lucky, your complaint might be one of the tiny quota that are allocated to being found in favour of the complainant (to make it look as though the FOI actually achieves something) If so, they will write a report about it.
No-one will be punished, and you still won't get your information.
And how many have you made to refute it?And how many complaints have you made to the ICO to enable you to support that opinion?
And here's the reply:Your 2008-2009 Annual Report is entitled "Every Complaint Matters".
It shows that you received 16,317 "enquiries" from members of the public.
It referrs to 401 cases being "accepted"
* How many staff (or Full Time Equivalents) are employed in investigating cases that have been accepted
* And how many staff (or Full Time Equivalents) are employed in the preliminary filtering processes that result in 97.5% "enquiries" being rejected without investigation?
* How many staff are employed by the Parliamentary Ombudsman's office in total
In other words:The Parliamentary and Health Service Ombudsman employed 64.41 full time equivalent staff within the investigative directorates, although not all are Investigators. Some are managers and some are support staff. All staff in these directorates spend the majority of their time on investigations. 156.23 full time equivalent staff are employed within the Customer Service and Assessment Directorate (CSA) and these staff spend the majority of their time dealing with enquiries. At this date the Parliamentary and Health Service Ombudsman employed a total of 382.7 full time equivalent staff.
If they weren't, would they ever leave the office canteen?
So that is a grand total of one then. Oh, and some statistics. That's helpful in evaluating your opinion. Thanks.... and one complaint to the IC (about the MAIB)...
So that is a grand total of one then. Oh, and some statistics. That's helpful in evaluating your opinion. Thanks.
156.23 full time equivalent staff are employed within the Customer Service and Assessment Directorate (CSA) and these staff spend the majority of their time dealing with enquiries.
We were liveaboards for three month this year and although we were not boarded we noticed "things", like the almost daily (wwek day) visits by customs and UKBA people asking questions of the marina staff about boats and their owners - all a bit sinister
Yes, I am one of less than 0.02% of the UK population that has any first hand experience of dealing with the IC.So that is a grand total of one then. Oh, and some statistics. That's helpful in evaluating your opinion. Thanks.