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WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A PENIS
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> > >Subject: WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A PENIS
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> > >> > > #11. Those who have it would be devastated if it was
> > >> > > ever cut off.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #10. Those who have it think that those who don't are
> > >> > > somehow inferior.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #9. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat,
> > >> > > but think it's not worth
> > >> > > the fuss that those who have it make about it.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #8. Many of those who don't have it would like to try
> > >> > > it, a phenomenon psychologists call E-mail Envy.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard
> > >> > > to get any real work done.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to
> > >> > > transmit information vital to
> > >> > > the survival of the species. Some people still think
> > >> > > that's the only thing it should be used for,
> > >> > > but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can
> > >> > > spread viruses.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #4. If you use it too much you'll find it becomes more
> > >> > > and more difficult to think coherently.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater
> > >> > > than its actual size and influence warrant.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can
> > >> > > get you into a lot of trouble.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A
> > >> > > PENIS:
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> > >> > > #1. If you play with it too much, you can go blind.
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> > >Subject: WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A PENIS
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> > >> > > #11. Those who have it would be devastated if it was
> > >> > > ever cut off.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #10. Those who have it think that those who don't are
> > >> > > somehow inferior.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #9. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat,
> > >> > > but think it's not worth
> > >> > > the fuss that those who have it make about it.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #8. Many of those who don't have it would like to try
> > >> > > it, a phenomenon psychologists call E-mail Envy.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard
> > >> > > to get any real work done.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to
> > >> > > transmit information vital to
> > >> > > the survival of the species. Some people still think
> > >> > > that's the only thing it should be used for,
> > >> > > but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can
> > >> > > spread viruses.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #4. If you use it too much you'll find it becomes more
> > >> > > and more difficult to think coherently.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater
> > >> > > than its actual size and influence warrant.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can
> > >> > > get you into a lot of trouble.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE HAVING A
> > >> > > PENIS:
> > >> > >
> > >> > > #1. If you play with it too much, you can go blind.
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