Will_M
Member
What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?
The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing pin?
It won't work and you can't fire it.
Men's minds work like lightning - One brilliant flash and it is gone.
Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the
bathroom.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he
just cleaned the whole house.
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
My blonde girlfriend told me, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to
rip me off, but I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker
fluid.
My friend went to the Dr. the other day and he refused to write him a
prescription for Viagra.
Said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?
The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing pin?
It won't work and you can't fire it.
Men's minds work like lightning - One brilliant flash and it is gone.
Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the
bathroom.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he
just cleaned the whole house.
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
My blonde girlfriend told me, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to
rip me off, but I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker
fluid.
My friend went to the Dr. the other day and he refused to write him a
prescription for Viagra.
Said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
