The old ones are the best.....

[david_steward]

The Mechanic

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a marine diesel mechanic.

So he went along to marine mechanics school and the final test was to strip the diesel engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order. So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result.

The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark.

The instructor said, "No no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine-a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really. Then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust port."



Ha Ha



Dave S

 

[Falcon71]

Do you mind Dave, It's rather a 'sore' point with me at the moment.

 

[paulineb]

Problems with your exhaust ? ;-)

Pxx

 

[Falcon71]

Hopefully not any more, in fact once I'm up and about again properly, there'll be no stopping me ;-), but until then :-(

 

[claymore]

Hmm, there was one living in Lancaster who papered his hall, stairs and landing through the letter box.

 

[ArthurWood]

Re: Thanks David! NM

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[Guest]

What a funny post .
Did you know that i used to be a gynecologist then Dave!.

Paul js.

 

[coliholic]

Or as I tell the girls, "I'm not a gynaecologist but I don't mind having a good look".

 

[Guest]

Same here told the wife when I met that I was a doctor, she still laughs about it now after, oh I cant remember how many years.

Paul js.