Frogmogman
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Presumably boats with stripper names have slutter rigs……
I was taking a short cut through some woods in Brisbane and heading for a gate at a housing estate named after planets. I got lost and was going to ask a hiker for directions, but couldn't phrase the question.It seems to me an awful, sad truth that so many yachts cast light on their owners' weak humour or failure of foresight - so a joke that was barely funny decades earlier, is deemed adequate to brand a vessel for its lifetime.
I can laugh if a name evokes mischievous misinterpretation though. Can this one be real? It's too good...
Did you find a proctologist? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorectal_surgeryI was taking a short cut through some woods in Brisbane and heading for a gate at a housing estate named after planets. I got lost and was going to ask a hiker for directions, but couldn't phrase the question.
"What's the best way to Uranus?" No.
"How can I find Uranus? No.
I just kept walking!
One that always stuck out was Unsinkable II
I haven’t looked at the regulations and wasn’t aware that medical terms were not allowed. That is a pity because many of them are pleasingly euphonious, if in appropriate. I once denied myself Scarlet Fever for a red boat on grounds of taste. How aboutSome years ago there was a 'fashion' among groups of medical types who would charter several Sunsail boats 'down Solentish way' to rename temporarily - in defiance of the Radio License regs - their boats using medical terms.
Hence "Colostomy Bag, Colostomy Bag - this is Prosthesis, Prosthesis. Receiving? Over."
I haven’t looked at the regulations and wasn’t aware that medical terms were not allowed. That is a pity because many of them are pleasingly euphonious, if in appropriate. I once denied myself Scarlet Fever for a red boat on grounds of taste. How about
Malaria
Herpes
Angina
Syphilis
It looks as if I will have to satisfy myself with Scurvy Knave, though I expect that is already in use.
I’ve seen Diastole a few times, but never Systole for some reason.My aunt and her brother (a surgeon) used to share a Starlight 35 called Surgical Spirit
A successful heart surgeon would have lots to choose ..I’ve seen Diastole a few times, but never Systole for some reason.
My heart surgery was to cure regurgitation; I suppose there is a boating reference right there...A successful heart surgeon would have lots to choose ..
Barry Norman could be a bit naughty on TV. He was reviewing a film which included a character who was a "snatch photographer". He said he had not realised that there was such a specialism...I seem to recall a racing yacht called Snatch, owned by a gynecologist.