longjohnsilver
Well-known member
Went down to check my boat today, first time for weeks, all I found was an orrible gooey mess mixed with diesel and engine oil. Boatyard were none too pleased, river polluted and all the wildlife dead and rotting on the banks, also large crater where boat used to be.
They said boat was there when they went home on saturday, returned on Monday to find total devastation, chocks from other boats disolved, boats fallen over, masts through windows of local shops, cars alight in car park, smoke caused pile up on M5, tailback still hasn't cleared.
River Exe now declared a disaster area, many boats sunk on their moorings, trawlers unable to return to land their catch, price of fish has trebled as a result, Billingsgate has shut, economy as a whole is in turmoil.
Depsol, wanted posters being distributed across South coast as we speak, substantial reward for capture of this sacred cow. How do you plead, guilty, very guilty or very very guilty.
Mercenaries on way to Guernsey on search and destroy mission.
PS Solly great for cleaning my patio, should be good for recycling computers, melts anything it comes into contact with, just mix well and let stand for a month or so.
They said boat was there when they went home on saturday, returned on Monday to find total devastation, chocks from other boats disolved, boats fallen over, masts through windows of local shops, cars alight in car park, smoke caused pile up on M5, tailback still hasn't cleared.
River Exe now declared a disaster area, many boats sunk on their moorings, trawlers unable to return to land their catch, price of fish has trebled as a result, Billingsgate has shut, economy as a whole is in turmoil.
Depsol, wanted posters being distributed across South coast as we speak, substantial reward for capture of this sacred cow. How do you plead, guilty, very guilty or very very guilty.
Mercenaries on way to Guernsey on search and destroy mission.
PS Solly great for cleaning my patio, should be good for recycling computers, melts anything it comes into contact with, just mix well and let stand for a month or so.
