Pierced nipples and lifejackets

[Aardee]

Boots Nipple Covers should help give an extra layer of protection.

 

[pandos]

What about two bagels, fixed in place with some gaffer tape, bring along some smoked salmon and cream cheese to round off the day....

 

[zoidberg]

That's stretching a point, don't you think?

Bleeding nipples is a serious medical condition, with the long waiting times for ambulances and bed blocking the OP should be aware of the risks he is exposing himself to. Best not mention SEPSIS.

My dear ol' Sandy, at the risk of 'awakening the watchers', might the award of a 'Whoosh!' be well deserved.....?[/QUOTE]

 

[25931]

Bleeding nipples is a serious medical condition, with the long waiting times for ambulances and bed blocking the OP should be aware of the risks he is exposing himself to. Best not mention SEPSIS.

Or ridicule.

 

[Tomaret]

Why does the OP need a life jacket? He can tether himself to the boat with a safety line hooked to his nipples

That would be a real incentive not to fall overboard, if ever one was needed.

 

[Tomaret]

Iv

Thanks for that. It could be the answer. A versions here from Lalizas (just in case others in the UK are in a similar predicament).

Lifejacket Belt-Pack, Delta 150N, ISO 12402-3

I’ve led such a sheltered life that I can’t believe it’s a common problem in the UK, but who knows.

 

[Bouba]

That would be a real incentive not to fall overboard, if ever one was needed.

For a more effective disincentive there are other body parts to attach a line to...

 

[Tomaret]

For a more effective disincentive there are other body parts to attach a line to...

“Why are you grimacing?” my wife just asked, and now I have to explain why I’m reading about nipple piercing on YBW.

 

[colind3782]

Trying to be serious while grimacing, my Crewsaver Ergofit sits quite high and may avoid the offending appendages.

 

[25931]

Trying to be serious while grimacing, my Crewsaver Ergofit sits quite high and may avoid the offending appendages.

As far as the female version is concerned I have never regarded them as an appendage but as an integral part of a pleasure giving organ. I have never been interested in the pathetic male excrescence and certainly would not wish to draw attention to mine.

 

[Bouba]

As far as the female version is concerned I have never regarded them as an appendage but as an integral part of a pleasure giving organ. I have never been interested in the pathetic male excrescence and certainly would not wish to draw attention to mine.

Can you please explain your second sentence....it lost me??

 

[zoidberg]

I recall that some lifejackets have cord-tags with small plastic 'dogbones', intended to secure the LSJ to a deck coat or similar. I'm thinking those could conceivably be used to link the LSJ to the crewmember in question by inserting the 'dogbones' through the nipple rings.....

Or am I overthinking the problem?

 

[25931]

Can you please explain your second sentence....it lost me??

I have always preferred that females should be interested in other parts.I've never wanted males to be interested in any of my parts.

 

[Bouba]

I have always preferred that females should be interested in other parts.I've never wanted males to be interested in any of my parts.

You think a woman should have no interest in a man’s nipples ?‍

 

[Refueler]

I have always preferred that females should be interested in other parts.I've never wanted males to be interested in any of my parts.

I have an idea that something got 'lost' in that .... ??????

 

[25931]

You think a woman should have no interest in a man’s nipples ?‍

Only if they are bigger than hers.