Pierced nipples and lifejackets

[Tintin]

Seriously, it's an issue.

Having recently challenged my fear of needles by getting my nips pierced (it was a dare) I now find life jackets are rather, err, challenging.

Really need one that avoids the area.

Any suggestions?

 

[Blueboatman]

Can’t help you I’m afraid
But I do think it’s the greatest thread title I’ve read in a long time
( would mums net know sommat??)

 

[Charlie Boy]

No good without pictures. I can’t visualise it…..

 

[Slowboat35]

Grow up/get a life/see shrink.
Not necessarily in that order.

 

[Biggles Wader]

Wear a bra?

 

[Baddox]

No problems with the crotch straps then?

 

[PabloPicasso]

No problems with the crotch straps then?

No, it was a peirced nipple not a Prince Albert. All sounds rather unpleasant, did it for a dare he or she said. Remove the peicing & Repent at your leisure.. /allow to heal and don't be so silly next time someone dares you.

Oooh I bet its sore

 

[johnalison]

I think you can get nipple protectors, as used by nursing mothers. I leave it to those with more nerve than me to Google it.

 

[Boater Sam]

Seriously, it's an issue.

Having recently challenged my fear of needles by getting my nips pierced (it was a dare) I now find life jackets are rather, err, challenging.

Really need one that avoids the area.

Any suggestions?

We call them muppet rings here, wonder why?

 

[Tintin]

No good without pictures. I can’t visualise it…..

I fear it may get me banned ???

 

[roaringgirl]

Get a nice big anchor tattoo instead.

 

[capnsensible]

Grow up/get a life/see shrink.
Not necessarily in that order.

 

[KompetentKrew]

Tape a foam washing up sponge over them or something - use surgical tape or that body tape that lasses use to secure revealing dresses (to ensure they don't become too revealing).

You do not want to be removing nipple piercings on the regular - they are very sensitive and slow to heal; they take literally years, if I recollect and can migrate if not treated kindly. Consider a PTFE bar if you don't have one already.

Due to the excellent blood supply, genital piercings are far easier and more forgiving - have your wee man done and you'll be healed within a month.

 

[Martin_J]

I'm now picturing you putting the auto type lifejacket on backwards..

It would avoid the pierced areas, would give you a back attached tether (supposed to be the best way) and if not tethered, then when inflated would allow you to swim on your front a little easier)...

Maybe.... maybe not...

(Don't blame me. It's not a suggestion.. just can't get the picture out of my mind now).

 

[AngusMcDoon]

Get a Mae West lifejacket, draw a couple of nipples on it, and move the piercings to there instead.

 

[Bouba]

My experience with nipples tells me they run from perky to droopy....we need more information

 

[zoidberg]

One of the past editors of PBO Magazine had pierced nipples.

 

[pandos]

I dare you to ignore the pain of wearing a lifejacket...(hope this helps)

 

[AntarcticPilot]

Lady archers often wear a protector across those sensitive areas, even without piercings! A bowstring catching there could be excessively painful - bad enough when it catches your forearm!

 

[AntarcticPilot]

Lady archers often wear a protector across those sensitive areas, even without piercings! A bowstring catching there could be excessively painful - bad enough when it catches your forearm!

In case you're wondering, my first wife was the lady champion of our village archery club!