(NB) This problem is not a recent development, after all!

[BlueSkyNick]

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me"...
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too..
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said "What's a headache"?

<hr width=100% size=1>I'm average size, Its just that everybody else is short.

 

[Rowana]

Modern development (More boaty)

God calls Noah and says, "I want you to build another boat!"

"You mean another Ark, like the last time?"

"Well, sort off. But this time I want you to build one with 10 decks"

"10 decks?? Well, you're the boss. Then is it animals 2 by 2 as before?"

"Not quite. This time I only want fishes, Carp to be precise"

"Let me get this straight. You want me to build an ark with 10 decks, and fill it with Carp? What's the big idea?

"It's just that I always fancied a multi-storey carp ark"

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[Guest]

Adam was lonely

God - I'm lonely ....

God says ok - I will give you woman. She will clean your cave, wash your clothes, cook your food, never complain, always be there for you when you feel ill or sad, she will comfort you through all ---- she will always be at your side supporting you in all that you do ...

Hey God - thats great, and how much will this cots me .... ?

God says Well Adam - that will be one arm ....

Adam replies - are you kidding - I'll give a rib .......

Now you know why woman is like she is ....


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