Naughtical Seduction Techniques

[jimi]

As the only alternative international sex symbol in the forum I wish to realise my full potential. What techniques do you apply and how succesful are they?

 

[Ohdrat]

I would keep your multiple personality disorder under control particularly when single handing..

 

[BlueSkyNick]

You might want to start by buying some platform shoes .... or have you still go them in the wardrobe from 30 years ago??

 

[Ohdrat]

Don't tell me Jimi's and escapee from the Bay City Rollers... /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[jimi]

Well I can Shangalang with the best of the gang ...

 

[tome]

You mention alternative and potential. What's made you AC/DC all of a sudden, ma shun?

 

[Ohdrat]

He's pulled already .. I'm impressed!

 

[jimi]

Hey man, I'm chust electric and I don't need no batteries!

 

[pvb]

It\'s essential to wear the right type of cap....

...but I'm not sure about the cravat.

 

[jhr]

I sit in the Yacht Club Bar, licking my eyebrows. Never fails! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[jimi]

Re: It\'s essential to wear the right type of cap....

something like this

 

[jhr]

Form an orderly queue, ladies..... nm

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[BlueSkyNick]

If they are that long and bushy, you had better visit the barber!

 

[Talbot]

Have you considered documenting Stingo's techniques and then applying a females only poll to ascertain the few workable possibilities?

 

[Guest]

I recommend carrying a crew consisting of several stunning scantily-clad girls with amazing figures. Always seems to attract more of them, curious about what attracted the others. Never fails.

 

[Guest]

p.s.

and even if it does fail, then who cares? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Colin_S]

Re: It\'s essential to wear the right type of cap....

I'd have a word with the dentist who fitted your braces mate!

 

[IanPoole2]

Just talk about your Sex-Tent!!!!!!

 

[Aja]

Hit them over the head.

Works for me.

Donald

 

[graham]

These are all the girls that tried to seduce me over the weekend,Ive marked their chat up attempts out of 10.