National Speak Proper Day

[Twister_Ken]

Now Claymore's self-declared Speak Jockish day has run its course, any chance we can revert to l'anglais de la reine?



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[ccscott49]

I'm not speakin' frog for anybody!! So there, whats wrong with Queens English!

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[claymore]

Sacre Bleu, Merde et Cul de Sac, tout les cochons sont rouge et aujourdhuis je vais au Kilmelford
Au Revoir et Courage mes braves.
Thats about it really for me, so spiffo and topping, must canter - "Gate Please" - what sport we shall have.

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Claymore
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[claymore]

Teknicully

Ma day has til 08:44 tae run - unless youse are thinkin as hoo they days is shortenin - which a' cuid accept - jest thocht a'd mak ra point.
Nae offence an hae a guid day.

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Claymore
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[nicho]

"Oh ducky, you seem like a nice boy!" Is that "queenish" enough for you?

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[Bejasus]

Oi

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[jimi]

Oh I say
rosemary for a doris
for bolt salmon
as spoken by the smoke screen


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is that whit ye mean
Ye ugly, creepan, blastit wonner?

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[ccscott49]

Ooooh! You are naughty! but I like you!

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[claymore]

High nigh brighn kie
Kenneth my old tright, does wun consider thet wun is commencing to become accustomed to this?
Well, seduce my ageing footwear
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Claymore
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[claymore]

Gad morning Baron,
High many galleons is wun pumping today Old Bean and is wun surrighnded by clement prevailing meteorological conditions or is it pissing dighn as it is here?
Oh fek, my cafetiere is arid - mast pop orf and replensish.
Toodle-pip, what ho

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Claymore
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[jimi]

Hearken here my dear,
Why are you articulating like a Brighton pier?
Damn your eyes
and blast yer arse
Its cos ye've moved tae a hoose wi' an inside lavatree


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[LavvieBrush]

Who mentioned lavatory? That is a rude common word, in proper company washroom or powder your nose is much more appropriate!

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[ccscott49]

Good day to you sir! Pumping at present, 400,000 barrels a day, so I would say it's quite safe to fill ones car/boat/heating tank today. Excuse me, it's almost time for tea and digestives, we'll communicate again shortly, toodle pip!

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[ccscott49]

Bring er' up into the wind a hairsbreadth blast yer' eyes! Bosun!! Fetch me my ale and women!!

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[claymore]

Lavinya my sweet
Hev your batler strip, wash and convey you to my tent. There's a gal.

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Claymore
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[kilroy]

I\'m here!

Nm

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[claymore]

Re: I\'m here!

Hes there been sam mistake?
I was expecting thet rather feisty little thing Lavinia.
Pray divalge your gender after all - waddent wish to get orf on the wrong fat - nothing queer about Carruthers, don't you know. Fex mules - mares of course.

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Claymore
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[BavKen]

Dear all .. I have been silent this morning .. as I have now seen sense .. the error of my ways are clear .. I've scrapped the Twister and invested in a Bavaria.

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[claymore]

If I didn't know better i'd say 'Lying Bugger' but this isn't spoken properly so we could settle for "I believe you to be a stranger to the truth, sirrah.!

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[Scarboroughsloop]

Invested in a bavaria? You might as well invest in Bavaria itself - it would go to windward better!

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