My latest TIP

[byron]

We are all going to die some day but will you go to heaven?
I can guarantee that you will, in fact I will give you a double your money back guarantee.
Send me your name written on a £10 note and I will guarantee you go to heaven when you die. If you die and don't, contact me and I will give you £20 back.

ô¿ô
www.education-jobs.co.uk
www.alexander-advertising.co.uk

 

[oldgit]

Do you take cheques

 

[boatone]

When I tried to do people a favour for a tenner the thought police pulled my post (ouch) and I was offering half of it to the RNLI!
Mind you, this looks like a dead cert way of conning a few bob out of wannabe angels.


boatone@boatsonthethames.co.uk

 

[ChrisP]

Don't need to die, I go to the boat each week and that's heaven for me. It cost me more than £20 though. Where did I go wrong?

 

[Deleted User YDKXO]

Ah, now I understand why all bank notes have the Chief Cashier's name on the back. He's signed several zillion just to make sure

 

[Guest]

I bought an Alien Detector T-shirt with a similar money back guarantee - it flashes red if it detects aliens on Earth, but I can get my money back if they land and it fails to detect them. What a great guarantee! So far we're all safe (unless it has failed...)

 

[aztec]

make it £50, and you've got yourself a deal bud!

 

[ToMo]

Byron thats a rotten cheat...we give you our £10 then you refuse to allow us to die!

 

[boatone]

After you sir..............

'ere, 'ang on a mo.....was about to send you my switch card number when i fought.....wot 'appens if you get there before I do? Or evn worse if you go before I do but YOU dont go to heaven...will I have to go to hell and back to get my £20?
No... you'll only owe me if I dont go to heaven so we'll both be in hell together with you owing me £20 which presumably will make your 'life' more miserable than mine? Anyway, I'm sure there will be lots of other ybw folk there to wind you up even further if you dont/cant pay!

Final thought - dont debts die with you? in which case you jump the rudder post and we all kiss goodbye to our tenners? Right, heres my deal.....you all send me £20 and if I go before Byron.................

boatone@boatsonthethames.co.uk